if you could grind fayner into any base metal what would be your metal of choice?

I say lead so I can chase TMFR around with my lead pipe of Fayner. I bet I catch her.

jesus this is right in my wheelhouse, question? can this be 2003 when gold was running at 350 a troy ounce if so yes, but ill still take silver because we could probably grind fayner into a level above pure that would put the hunt brothers on life tilt.

I'd like to say Gold, too, but this is Fayner we're talking about. So I'll have to say Francium, because he's so unstable.

Mercury. It's toxic and slithers around.

Titanium. Then forge that into a katana and acquaint TMFR with said katana.




What? I've taken sword training.

There is a clip somewhere on youtube of some scientist showing what happens when a minute quantity of some metal makes contact with water. It blows the holy hell out of a bathtub. Whatever that metal is that is what I want. Make a vanity plate "TMFR" , grab some popcorn, sit back, and watch when she takes it through the car wash.

"Is it 'Potassium', Alex?"

EMERGENCY OVERVIEW

Appearance: silver solid.
Danger! Reacts violently with water liberating highly flammable gases. Causes eye and skin burns. Causes digestive and respiratory tract burns. May ignite or explode on contact with moist air. May form unstable peroxides.
Target Organs: Eyes, skin, mucous membranes.

Potential Health Effects
Eye: Causes eye burns.
Skin: Causes skin burns. Reacts with moisture in the skin to form potassium hydroxide and hydrogen with much heat.
Ingestion: Causes gastrointestinal tract burns.
Inhalation: May cause irritation of the respiratory tract with burning pain in the nose and throat, coughing, wheezing, shortness of breath and pulmonary edema. Causes chemical burns to the respiratory tract. Inhalation may be fatal as a result of spasm, inflammation, edema of the larynx and bronchi, chemical pneumonitis and pulmonary edema.

SOURCE

Both Sodium and Potassium react like this in water. I had a science teacher/burned-out stoner in high school that liked to turn off the lights and drop pieces of each into trays of water during class. Since we were in western Washington, I always assumed he was just getting his peak on during 'shroom season.

Lithium.

He might help control TMFR.

I want to say Molybdenum [ just 'cuz I like to say Molybdenum ], but I think that may be a noble metal..??

MO LIPT DI NUM one of the greatest ever, god bless you steel

Okay I don't know what the fuck is going on here but I can't get any links to connect so you will have to look it up yourself.

link fixed

damn it! where is my lead pipe of fayner?