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#258553 - 07/11/07 12:24 AM alive
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	imagine this: you are part of a porn producing film crew. the entire cast and crew is aboard a plane destined for the southern tip of South America to shoot porn. while flying over the andes suddenly your plane has failure and goes down. Alive is your model. Who is flying with you and who do you cannibalize? I'd eat Lisa Sparxxx because fat = warm and she has good carcass for cover. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#258554 - 07/11/07 01:34 AM Re: alive
Dean Wormer Pervert Registered: 08/05/05 Posts: 2116 Loc: Faber College	Quote: I'd eat Lisa Sparxxx because fat = warm and she has good carcass for cover. I'd hold off on eating her because she would provide excellent shelter if you gutted her like Han Solo did to the tauntaun for Luke Skywalker. Attachments 247552-taun51.jpg (3 downloads) _________________________ It was a wonderful community with some very enjoyable members. But the vast majority were like German housewives circa 1943 prenteding that horrib;le smell wafting through their open windowsd was just the neighbors having a cookout..--Windsock
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#258555 - 07/11/07 01:41 AM Re: alive
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	[Han]I thought they smelled bad.......on the outside.[/Han] i like star wars and i'm ghey _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#258556 - 07/11/07 07:42 AM Re: alive
Anonymous Unregistered	I'd starve. If you're flying to South America for a porno shoot, It's probably a tranny pic and I'd rather die of starvation than catch the AIDS or some other disease. Besides, calf implants have no nutritional value.
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#258557 - 07/11/07 08:58 AM Re: alive
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Hell, I'd just hire out some of Spallone's comely babes. I'd have enough to keep me in eats for about 15 years. I'd ask Lori to go, just so I could hollow out her face and use it as shelter. Once you'd stretched it all out, you could make a pretty decent tent out of it. Plus it looks like it could withstand the elements. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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#258558 - 07/11/07 09:21 AM Re: alive
vanessa Internet Tough Guy Registered: 04/03/07 Posts: 786 Loc: on the dark side of the moon	Quote: I'd starve. If you're flying to South America for a porno shoot, It's probably a tranny pic and I'd rather die of starvation than catch the AIDS or some other disease. Besides, calf implants have no nutritional value. First, eat the squirrel or rat or rodent! You must protect the females (to produce more offspring = food). So, if you can find one, eat the tranny, then eat the men (or they eat you). This weekend I found a site with some reasonably feminine and hormoned out Brazilian trannies; the point being that condoms were used in every scene... maybe they are listening to Jim B.
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#258560 - 07/11/07 10:21 AM Re: alive
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Quote: imagine this: you are part of a porn producing film crew. the entire cast and crew is aboard a plane destined for the southern tip of South America to shoot porn. while flying over the andes suddenly your plane has failure and goes down. Alive is your model. Who is flying with you and who do you cannibalize? I'd eat Lisa Sparxxx because fat = warm and she has good carcass for cover. Patagonia Porn.
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#258561 - 07/11/07 10:38 AM Re: alive
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Quote: While flying over the andes suddenly your plane has failure and goes down. Alive is your model. Who is flying with you and who do you cannibalize? When in Rome .... _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#258562 - 07/11/07 11:48 AM Re: alive
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	_________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#258563 - 07/12/07 02:15 AM Re: alive
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	Quote: Quote: While flying over the andes suddenly your plane has failure and goes down. Alive is your model. Who is flying with you and who do you cannibalize? When in Rome .... Let me guess...is that the famed Ecuadorian dish 'Cuy'?
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