One porn girl asked for my email address, so I told her (meaning I said it OUT LOUD) it was gia_jordan@hotmail.com. I ran into her weeks later and she said the email kept getting bounced back to her. Then she showed me what she'd written down which was giaunderscorejordan@hotmail.com.
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