Of course I can't name her, but there was this one girl we shot a long time ago who was just crazy dumb. I shot her at our "natural pool" at the ranch-- it's basically a man-made pond-type-thing with sand to make it look like an oasis. Example:



and here's the front of it:



She in all honesty was afraid to get in because of alligators. In Los Angeles. In our pool. Then she was complaining that because we were shooting her outside, she was getting a tan that was making her skin darker and would upset the photographer who was shooting her the next day. My makeup artist jokingly said that we had a vat of bleach we could dunk her in, and it would restore her to her original color. She perked up, and said: "Really? Where? Can I wash my hair in it?". She looked quite perturbed and upset when we told her that it was a joke.

And BTW, this girl was obviously NOT Aria or Aimee, who are pictured here in my examples. Just wanted to clear that up.