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#258464 - 07/10/07 11:03 PM
Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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nice work fatman. i thought about starting a new thread about this as well. i stand by my opinion of Deja and wouldn't change her for all the meth in wankus' abode. i will think of more dumbhos.
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#258465 - 07/10/07 11:04 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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anyone that takes the surname "long"
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#258466 - 07/10/07 11:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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given marital record hailey paige
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#258467 - 07/10/07 11:32 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 01/23/07
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#258471 - 07/11/07 01:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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it's really more of a porn version of spidey sense. she may be mensa like asia, but when she speaks words (midnight prowl) = sub high school education
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#258473 - 07/11/07 06:11 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 06/26/06
Posts: 100
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TMFR = bag of hammers
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#258474 - 07/11/07 08:19 AM
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Anita Cannibal: Unaccredited means NOT worth the paper it's printed on.Sasha Grey: If she really has enough brains to discuss French Philosophers she belongs in College, not Chatsworth, and her entry into the industry (and subsequent anal contamination) is one of Porn's dumbest moves. If she's just reading the Cliff Notes, then she's a fraud and a poser and no more special than the other "CPA" and "Law Student" whores. I'm not even going to touch throwing away the playbook by performing every act under the sun before her 19th birthday. T-KKK-R: Nobody who hates Blacks that much speaks Wigger so fluently. And then there was marrying Fayner. Holla. The Long Girls: Whores, as a rule, aren't too bright to begin with, but anyone who hooks up with this bozo should've just found work with one of those state programs for "special people." Holly West: See Willie's Thread on this rocket scientist. It speaks for itself. Hailey Paige: Not for the Chico hullabaloo, but for being on Heroin. Most drugs can be quit eventually, but Heroin destroys you unless you're willing to spend the rest of your life on Methadone. I can't call her Dumb for wanting to go back to Inkyo Volt. I've seen too many DV cases to know that it's really just a complete absence of self-esteem. Which is
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#258476 - 07/11/07 11:14 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Hey Anon, How's 'bout not responding to your own posts...over and over and over? Kinda makes you the winner of this thread.
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#258479 - 07/11/07 02:00 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
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Loopnode's right. Pretty much any other whore you can try to semi-train long enough for them to have a 5 minute conversation with someone, but the whore tats? Harder to hide dumbness on such a basic level.
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#258480 - 07/12/07 08:36 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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I was thinking Brittany Skye. Maybe Cailey Taylor. But, those could just be acts.
But, I loved Hill Scott's anti-Leah Luv rant where she cited ninjas as making the best friends. What happens when the ninja finds tee-shirt knotting salvation??
So I'll go with Hillary Scott.
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#258481 - 07/13/07 03:32 AM
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
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I always thought Billy Glide was the stupidest fucker I've seen as far as male talent goes.
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#258485 - 07/25/07 01:54 PM
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Elder of Zion
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5216
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
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Ju said it main! Start with Naomi stories.
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#258487 - 07/25/07 09:31 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Of course I can't name her, but there was this one girl we shot a long time ago who was just crazy dumb. I shot her at our "natural pool" at the ranch-- it's basically a man-made pond-type-thing with sand to make it look like an oasis. Example:  and here's the front of it:  She in all honesty was afraid to get in because of alligators. In Los Angeles. In our pool. Then she was complaining that because we were shooting her outside, she was getting a tan that was making her skin darker and would upset the photographer who was shooting her the next day. My makeup artist jokingly said that we had a vat of bleach we could dunk her in, and it would restore her to her original color. She perked up, and said: "Really? Where? Can I wash my hair in it?". She looked quite perturbed and upset when we told her that it was a joke.  And BTW, this girl was obviously NOT Aria or Aimee, who are pictured here in my examples. Just wanted to clear that up.
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#258489 - 07/25/07 10:01 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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I don't blame the poor girl. As a 5 year old I didn't shit for weeks after seeing this movie. I'm sure this was the reason for her trepidation.
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#258490 - 07/25/07 10:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9185
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this girl was obviously NOT Aria or Aimee
That's hot! Thank you!
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#258491 - 07/26/07 12:25 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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One porn girl asked for my email address, so I told her (meaning I said it OUT LOUD) it was gia_jordan@hotmail.com. I ran into her weeks later and she said the email kept getting bounced back to her. Then she showed me what she'd written down which was giaunderscorejordan@hotmail.com.
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#258493 - 07/26/07 03:28 AM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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She in all honesty was afraid to get in because of alligators. In Los Angeles. In our pool.
'No, we don't have any alligators, silly.....the piranhas keep eating them.' 
Maybe she thought you were doing a shoot for some sort of vore fetish site?
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#258498 - 08/09/07 11:42 AM
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ADT regular
Registered: 08/09/07
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Shit! The dumbest people in porn are the stupid fucking guys that believe all that mental jackoff shit the bitches say when they fuck those ugly fuckin' guys in the flicks....
Oh shit...those are the cum-stomers.....
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#258499 - 08/09/07 01:33 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 07/29/07
Posts: 62
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so what did you do to keep the alligators away?
what do you think happened to the vat of bleach.
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