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#258463 - 07/10/07 10:55 PM Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Quote:

"Deja Daire may be the dumbest girl in porn and I love her for that very reason" - an anonymous royal




As not to hijack the other thread, who is the dumbest whore currently working in porn??

And, do you find dumb hot??



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#258464 - 07/10/07 11:03 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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nice work fatman. i thought about starting a new thread about this as well. i stand by my opinion of Deja and wouldn't change her for all the meth in wankus' abode. i will think of more dumbhos.
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#258465 - 07/10/07 11:04 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
anyone that takes the surname "long"
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#258466 - 07/10/07 11:05 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
given marital record hailey paige
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#258467 - 07/10/07 11:32 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
covertperv Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 01/23/07
Posts: 102
Mary Carey

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#258468 - 07/10/07 11:38 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Really, thanks for stealing my idea, Fatman.

Bitch.

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#258469 - 07/11/07 01:00 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
*L*G* Offline
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Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
why dont ask : what whore in porn is not a dumb?

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#258470 - 07/11/07 01:20 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Dean Wormer Offline
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
Quote:

"Deja Daire may be the dumbest girl in porn and I love her for that very reason" - an anonymous royal




I've only seen a couple of her scenes. Is there anything in particular she has done or said that is outstandingly stupid?
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#258471 - 07/11/07 01:28 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
it's really more of a porn version of spidey sense. she may be mensa like asia, but when she speaks words (midnight prowl) = sub high school education
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#258472 - 07/11/07 01:37 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Dean Wormer Offline
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Dumb porn chicks =
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#258473 - 07/11/07 06:11 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Low Rider Offline
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Registered: 06/26/06
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TMFR = bag of hammers
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#258474 - 07/11/07 08:19 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
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Anita Cannibal: Unaccredited means NOT worth the paper it's printed on.

Sasha Grey: If she really has enough brains to discuss French Philosophers she belongs in College, not Chatsworth, and her entry into the industry (and subsequent anal contamination) is one of Porn's dumbest moves.

If she's just reading the Cliff Notes, then she's a fraud and a poser and no more special than the other "CPA" and "Law Student" whores. I'm not even going to touch throwing away the playbook by performing every act under the sun before her 19th birthday.

T-KKK-R: Nobody who hates Blacks that much speaks Wigger so fluently. And then there was marrying Fayner. Holla.

The Long Girls: Whores, as a rule, aren't too bright to begin with, but anyone who hooks up with this bozo should've just found work with one of those state programs for "special people."

Holly West: See Willie's Thread on this rocket scientist. It speaks for itself.

Hailey Paige: Not for the Chico hullabaloo, but for being on Heroin. Most drugs can be quit eventually, but Heroin destroys you unless you're willing to spend the rest of your life on Methadone.

I can't call her Dumb for wanting to go back to Inkyo Volt. I've seen too many DV cases to know that it's really just a complete absence of self-esteem. Which is

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#258475 - 07/11/07 10:06 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Al Snow w/ Head Offline
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Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
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Taylor Motherfucking Stain by a country mile. You're going to have to search long and hard to find a dumber bitch. She can't even display proper ebonics grammar for fuck's sake.

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#258476 - 07/11/07 11:14 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Hey Anon,

How's 'bout not responding to your own posts...over and over and over? Kinda makes you the winner of this thread.
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#258477 - 07/11/07 11:49 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Hey Anon,

How's 'bout not responding to your own posts...over and over and over? Kinda makes you the winner of this thread.




no sense of humor = fail
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#258478 - 07/11/07 12:21 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
loopnode Offline
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
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Lori Lust and that bitch with all the tattoos.





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#258479 - 07/11/07 02:00 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Loopnode's right. Pretty much any other whore you can try to semi-train long enough for them to have a 5 minute conversation with someone, but the whore tats? Harder to hide dumbness on such a basic level.
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#258480 - 07/12/07 08:36 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
I was thinking Brittany Skye. Maybe Cailey Taylor. But, those could just be acts.

But, I loved Hill Scott's anti-Leah Luv rant where she cited ninjas as making the best friends. What happens when the ninja finds tee-shirt knotting salvation??


So I'll go with Hillary Scott.
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#258481 - 07/13/07 03:32 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I always thought Billy Glide was the stupidest fucker I've seen as far as male talent goes.
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#258482 - 07/13/07 05:15 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Vizzle Offline
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Registered: 10/30/06
Posts: 3812
Loc: Neither here, nor there.
Quote:

I always thought Billy Glide was the stupidest fucker I've seen as far as male talent goes.




If we're talking dudes too, you can't leave out Brian Pumper. Like a box of rocks...
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#258483 - 07/13/07 06:41 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
christianxxx Offline
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Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
god i should make an alt id and post some stories about this subject.
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#258484 - 07/13/07 09:08 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

god i should make an alt id and post some stories about this subject.




Just change your name to an0n. We won't notice.
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#258485 - 07/25/07 01:54 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
faceblaster Offline
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Ju said it main! Start with Naomi stories.
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#258486 - 07/25/07 02:26 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
loopnode Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 7322
Loc: The Children's Limbo
Quote:

god i should make an alt id and post some stories about this subject.




Check your PM.
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#258487 - 07/25/07 09:31 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Holly Randall Offline
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
Of course I can't name her, but there was this one girl we shot a long time ago who was just crazy dumb. I shot her at our "natural pool" at the ranch-- it's basically a man-made pond-type-thing with sand to make it look like an oasis. Example:



and here's the front of it:



She in all honesty was afraid to get in because of alligators. In Los Angeles. In our pool. Then she was complaining that because we were shooting her outside, she was getting a tan that was making her skin darker and would upset the photographer who was shooting her the next day. My makeup artist jokingly said that we had a vat of bleach we could dunk her in, and it would restore her to her original color. She perked up, and said: "Really? Where? Can I wash my hair in it?". She looked quite perturbed and upset when we told her that it was a joke.

And BTW, this girl was obviously NOT Aria or Aimee, who are pictured here in my examples. Just wanted to clear that up.
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#258488 - 07/25/07 09:56 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Monstar Offline
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so what did you do to keep the alligators away?
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#258489 - 07/25/07 10:01 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I don't blame the poor girl. As a 5 year old I didn't shit for weeks after seeing this movie. I'm sure this was the reason for her trepidation.
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#258490 - 07/25/07 10:46 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

this girl was obviously NOT Aria or Aimee



That's hot! Thank you!

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#258491 - 07/26/07 12:25 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
One porn girl asked for my email address, so I told her (meaning I said it OUT LOUD) it was gia_jordan@hotmail.com. I ran into her weeks later and she said the email kept getting bounced back to her. Then she showed me what she'd written down which was giaunderscorejordan@hotmail.com.
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#258492 - 07/26/07 12:46 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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#258493 - 07/26/07 03:28 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:


She in all honesty was afraid to get in because of alligators. In Los Angeles. In our pool.





'No, we don't have any alligators, silly.....the piranhas keep eating them.'

Maybe she thought you were doing a shoot for some sort of vore fetish site?


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#258494 - 07/26/07 05:01 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

One porn girl asked for my email address, so I told her (meaning I said it OUT LOUD) it was gia_jordan@hotmail.com.">gia_jordan@hotmail.com.</a> I ran into her weeks later and she said the email kept getting bounced back to her. Then she showed me what she'd written down which was <a href="mailto:giaunderscorejordan@hotmail.com.




Can I have her number cuz I like to exploit stupid bitches.
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#258495 - 07/27/07 06:00 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
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Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 07/09/06
Posts: 2362
Loc: St. Louis
Quote:

One porn girl asked for my email address, so I told her (meaning I said it OUT LOUD) it was gia_jordan@hotmail.com.">gia_jordan@hotmail.com.</a> I ran into her weeks later and she said the email kept getting bounced back to her. Then she showed me what she'd written down which was <a href="mailto:giaunderscorejordan@hotmail.com.




We shouldn't laugh at her. Her parents probably never taught her about grammar, punctuation and spelling while they were sexually abusing/neglecting her.
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#258496 - 07/27/07 06:27 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
Quote:

Quote:

One porn girl asked for my email address, so I told her (meaning I said it OUT LOUD) it was gia_jordan@hotmail.com.">gia_jordan@hotmail.com.</a> I ran into her weeks later and she said the email kept getting bounced back to her. Then she showed me what she'd written down which was <a href="mailto:giaunderscorejordan@hotmail.com.




We shouldn't laugh at her. Her parents probably never taught her about grammar, punctuation and spelling while they were sexually abusing/neglecting her.




I was close to getting teary-eyed reading this but then the giggles had the better of me.

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#258497 - 07/27/07 08:40 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

so what did you do to keep the alligators away?




Anyone remember the "OLD SKOOL" Sesame street Skit where Ernie stuck a banana in his ear to keep the alligators away? Bert said to him "Ernie, there ARE NO ALIIGATORS ON SESAME STREET!" Ernie replied, "See it must be working!" <cue ernie laugh>
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#258498 - 08/09/07 11:42 AM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
cyberpussy Offline
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Registered: 08/09/07
Posts: 3
Shit! The dumbest people in porn are the stupid fucking guys that believe all that mental jackoff shit the bitches say when they fuck those ugly fuckin' guys in the flicks....

Oh shit...those are the cum-stomers.....


CP

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#258499 - 08/09/07 01:33 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
jim dangle Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/29/07
Posts: 62
Quote:

so what did you do to keep the alligators away?




what do you think happened to the vat of bleach.

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#258500 - 08/10/07 02:56 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

so what did you do to keep the alligators away?




Anyone remember the "OLD SKOOL" Sesame street Skit where Ernie stuck a banana in his ear to keep the alligators away? Bert said to him "Ernie, there ARE NO ALIIGATORS ON SESAME STREET!" Ernie replied, "See it must be working!" <cue ernie laugh>


zoe remembers that skit. wanna come over for some hot porridge?
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#258501 - 08/10/07 07:15 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

so what did you do to keep the alligators away?




Anyone remember the "OLD SKOOL" Sesame street Skit where Ernie stuck a banana in his ear to keep the alligators away? Bert said to him "Ernie, there ARE NO ALIIGATORS ON SESAME STREET!" Ernie replied, "See it must be working!" <cue ernie laugh>


zoe remembers that skit. wanna come over for some hot porridge?





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#258502 - 08/10/07 07:19 PM Re: Who is the dumbest in porn??????????????????
Gigi Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

so what did you do to keep the alligators away?




Anyone remember the "OLD SKOOL" Sesame street Skit where Ernie stuck a banana in his ear to keep the alligators away? Bert said to him "Ernie, there ARE NO ALIIGATORS ON SESAME STREET!" Ernie replied, "See it must be working!" <cue ernie laugh>


zoe remembers that skit. wanna come over for some hot porridge?





[inflected nose]Is it as good as Grandmama Bear's?[/inflected nose]


it's grandmama bear's special recipe.
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