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#258384 - 07/10/07 07:56 PM The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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Firstly, let's get this out of the way. This movies DOES NOT have sex involving a donkey, it's a horse. Secondly, the only donkey featured in the video talks and sniffs a female ass.

The film begins with some crude titles superimposed on top of porn magazine spreads (how artsy), then we're introduced to the main character Gaviao. Gaviao has just escaped from prison and is carrying the HIV virus. Immediately after his escape he meets a woman who he puts in a coffin and rapes (she actually helps him get the coffin ready and seems to co-operate with the rape). He calls this 'the coffin of love'. He then meets two chicks dyking it out at the river. He spies on them, then leaves and runs into a drunk with a huge beard (btw, everyone in this video has a huge beard and is ugly, excluding Gaviao and the chicks who are just ugly) and another chick. He asks them to take him to his home town, but first they show him a newspaper which has the headlines of his escape and HIV status.

Back in his home town (I suppose) we see two ugly guys cuddling, then an ugglier guy holds them at gun point, takes them out to the middle of nowhere and gives them blowjobs and lets one of them fsck him.

Arriving in town Gaviao finds that his wife has been impregnated by his dad. He then goes into a room and has sex with some guy. While having sex an old guy walks in and Gaviao instructs for him to sit down and watch. What follows next is the most disgusting this I've ever seen:

The two guys start boinking to theme song of Chariots of Fire. While still boinking two chicks walk in and start shouting at Gaviao. Something else happens around this part but I honestly don't know how to put it in words; suffice to say it's not much.

At some office some guy walks in and rapes a chick at gunpoint while another guy is watching. Afterwards out in the boondocks some nude blonde waves some guy down and asks if she can borrow his donkey. She kisses it and lets it smell and lick her ass, the entire time the donkey is talking to her, telling her what a wonderful time it's having.

Back at Gaviao's, he's having serious problems, this time because he finds his sister pregnant. Remember that scene where I said I had no idea what was going on? Well, one scene involved the sister running out of a house. So here she is. Gaviao's screams at her, burns down the house then goes to a club where he has an orgy involving men, women and trannies. By the way, I should mention that the orgy also involves a fight and many bedroom scenes (which I suppose are meant to represent different clubs or rooms), culminating to sex with a horse (in a barn).

The final scene has Gaviao walk into a house with a chainsaw and kill a bunch of people. Then he goes out into the woods and talks to some chick. The END!










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#258385 - 07/10/07 07:56 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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coffin o' love.


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#258386 - 07/10/07 07:58 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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#258387 - 07/10/07 07:59 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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#258388 - 07/10/07 08:00 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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check the hairy chest on the tranny on the right


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#258389 - 07/10/07 08:02 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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a lil' homo-erotic fun in the woods brasilian style


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#258390 - 07/10/07 08:03 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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pivotal scene in the movie where our hero, Gaviao (played by the trash auteur Sady Baby) learns of his wife's pregnancy. From this point on, things get ugly.


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#258391 - 07/10/07 08:06 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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godless brazilian tart tries to get the attention of shepard so she can take advantage of his donkey. In brazil, every ass is ripe for the taking.


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#258392 - 07/10/07 08:08 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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ass to ass


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#258393 - 07/10/07 08:11 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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couldn't figure out what this scene has to do with the movie but it's a welcomed one. at this point anything not gay is good.


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#258394 - 07/10/07 08:13 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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one of the many bordello orgy scenes. the two blokes on the left are fighting, the dude in the middle is getting fellatio from a chick and there is a tranny somewhere off-screen. and no i'm not making any of this shit up.


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#258395 - 07/10/07 08:14 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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there is always music played in the sex scenes (especially during this club orgy scenes) supposedly because the fights would escalate to being real making up for broken glasses, tables etc. those brazilians sure get into their orgys


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#258396 - 07/10/07 08:17 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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this is actually the look of ecstasy. i know, it had me confused as well.


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#258397 - 07/10/07 08:19 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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no 80s porn is complete without at least 1 muff dive. shortly after appearing in this video, this guy contracted herpes.


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#258398 - 07/10/07 08:20 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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one of the many over-exposed shots. you can't see it from this angle, but this bitch has hemorrhoids


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#258399 - 07/10/07 08:22 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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this dude appears out of the blue and starts laughing for about 1 full uncut minute.


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#258400 - 07/10/07 08:24 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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immediately after that dude laughs, we see this guy wank on this whores face.


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#258401 - 07/10/07 08:25 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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one of the rare occurrences when we get to see doggy style performed between heterosexual couples.


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#258402 - 07/10/07 08:26 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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brazilian musical chairs, with you as the chair.


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#258403 - 07/10/07 08:28 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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this shot is actually genius. it's from inside the twat. now you know how alyssa west's kid feels.


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#258404 - 07/10/07 08:30 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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every porn has at least 1 whore whose soul is dead, including this one.


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#258405 - 07/10/07 08:31 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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the inevitable beast love. you know it was coming.


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#258406 - 07/10/07 08:32 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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this dude actually knocks the chicks out of the way so he can get the first load. what an animal


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#258407 - 07/10/07 08:33 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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the chainsaw massacre scene; because gay sex, brazilian orgys and horse shagging wasn't enough.


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#258408 - 07/10/07 08:47 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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this dude appears out of the blue and starts laughing for about 1 full uncut minute.




Killer teeth dude. Reminds me of the scene at the dentist in Coneheads.
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#258409 - 07/11/07 12:12 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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I can't wait til the Johnson Brother's do The Sexual Emotions Of a Donkey Punch.
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#258410 - 07/11/07 07:37 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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Loop, is that Portugese or Brazillian porn?

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#258411 - 07/11/07 11:40 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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This reminds me of a run down shack that was a brothel I used to have to walk past in Brazil. To get from our apartment to the bus station the fastest way was going along a little path on the side of the place. The stench of the was hideous. I had never noticed or even seen whores before I lived in Brazil the thing that sticks out most in my mind was the sounds from the place, the whores don't whistle at you they make a hissing shh shh sound to get your attention. Oh and of course the constant AI AI AI AI AI noises issuing forth from the always open windows. Brazillian orgasm noises always make me laugh.
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#258412 - 07/12/07 12:21 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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Loop, is that Portugese or Brazillian porn?




dude, it's brasilian, part of what is known as cinema 'Boca Do Lixo' or mouth of garbage and shit cinema. basically a precursor to mfx.
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#258413 - 07/12/07 02:17 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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This reminds me of a run down shack that was a brothel I used to have to walk past in Brazil. To get from our apartment to the bus station the fastest way was going along a little path on the side of the place. The stench of the was hideous. I had never noticed or even seen whores before I lived in Brazil the thing that sticks out most in my mind was the sounds from the place, the whores don't whistle at you they make a hissing shh shh sound to get your attention. Oh and of course the constant AI AI AI AI AI noises issuing forth from the always open windows. Brazillian orgasm noises always make me laugh.




Did you live close to Vila Mimosa?
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#258414 - 07/12/07 07:39 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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Quote:

This reminds me of a run down shack that was a brothel I used to have to walk past in Brazil. To get from our apartment to the bus station the fastest way was going along a little path on the side of the place. The stench of the was hideous. I had never noticed or even seen whores before I lived in Brazil the thing that sticks out most in my mind was the sounds from the place, the whores don't whistle at you they make a hissing shh shh sound to get your attention. Oh and of course the constant AI AI AI AI AI noises issuing forth from the always open windows. Brazillian orgasm noises always make me laugh.




Did you live close to Vila Mimosa?




Actually this particular boate was on avinida maria da luz in the muncipality of Sao Jose' SC it was a broad dirt road with power lines running up the middle, all the locals called the street Rua da Zona lol
They even had a red light out front.

I lived in Brazil 2 full years and stayed a virgin, go figure that one out.
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#258415 - 07/13/07 11:58 AM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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It'd be a whole lot cooler if you did.


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#258416 - 07/13/07 03:25 PM Re: The Sexual Emotions of a Donkey (1986)
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That's, um, you know, kind of how most porn looks to me when I get real stoned.
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