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#258302 - 07/10/07 08:32 AM
Nevada-based psychopaths, please read
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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Are you criminally insane? Do you have access to your own rope, shovel, map of Nevada and SUV or pick up? If you can answer yes to all of the above questions, then please read this news story from Xfanz: "Sunny Lane is returning to the Bunny Ranch. Let me say that again: Walking, talking cartoon sexpot Sunny Lane is returning to the Bunny Ranch, one of the most famous brothels in the world. Sunny's a sexual dynamo, and as I said in a previous interview with her, she's like a hypersexy cartoon character made flesh. That's it. She's available at the Ranch from July 11-19. To book her, email her at SunnyLane@BunnyRanch.com."
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#258305 - 07/10/07 09:51 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Returning to Bunny Ranch = shot out 
...and needs more Xanax, which Dennis hands out by the truckload. 
Is Kid Vegas still out in Nevada? He'd be down for the job.
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#258306 - 07/10/07 12:06 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Returning to Bunny Ranch = shot out
I guess this is what happens when you let the folks manage your career. 
It's pretty evident that if Sunny is hurtin' for work then she needs to up her levels and start doing anal. 
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#258307 - 08/03/07 02:01 AM
Re: Nevada-based psychopaths, please read
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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Update.
Well, what are you waiting for? Come down now to the Bunnyranch and brighten up your sex life by spending a day with Sunny Lane. She'll be at the Ranch from Aug 6th thru Aug 19th.
Book her now! Email her at sunnylane@bunnyranch.com
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#258308 - 08/03/07 07:38 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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What could I get for a couple of trunkfulls of clothes left over from the Hee Haw wardrobe department and a 15' x 10' roll of red crushed velvet?
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#258309 - 08/03/07 08:34 AM
Re: Nevada-based psychopaths, please read
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Can someone please visit the Bunnyranch, fuck her, pull out halfway through and tell her she's not that hot and finish by jerking themselves off onto a photo of her parents instead?
Please?
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#258310 - 08/03/07 11:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Returning to Bunny Ranch = shot out
...and needs more Xanax, which Dennis hands out by the truckload.
Is Kid Vegas still out in Nevada? He'd be down for the job.
Right-oh Boyo, Only type of pills more plentiful than Xanax out there are the top 5 wide spectrum Antibiotics hoarded by Big D to kill what lurks beneath his Pimp Penis' Skin......yeeesh.
You know kids, I have said it before, the general state of the whores at the Bunny ranch is quite befuddling. With the exception of "Max" (the intellectual whore that plays chess; often before, during and after fucking her john, she has the magnetized board and pieces so they dont fall over while the bed bounces...), the women at the ranch are basically slightly above AVERAGE AT BEST....they are flabby (because they sit around eating bon bons taking naps in between visits by customers.....sometimes they can go HOURS without seeing anyone, due to the remoteness of the ranch...), and lazy as all hell.
Last Summer, right after Erotica LA, I dated a former Bunny ranch chick for 6 weeks....while it did cost me a modest chunk of change, it was not after the fashion of a client/whore, but merely Sugar Burglar/babydoll. It was precisely the fact that the girl had broke free and became a FORMER Bunnyranch chick that compelled me to spend time and effort with her....If a woman has ambition and drive to be a top flight escort/courtesan, she sure as hell DOES NOT NEED to embed her flabby ass in Dennis' Trailer park. Independent Escorts who know what they are doing, working a mid-level to LARGE American City, who are hot, sexy, driven and love men/what they do, will make MUCH more than a typical bunny ranch chick. The ranch is for insecure, LAZY escorts with a penchant for Co-Dependency, or "Daddy Issues" whereby Dennis fills the role of "Father Spooges Best", dumping loads down the throats of his daughters, thus filling the empty void left by the real daddy with his rancid nut juice.
But, I must admit, there STILL is a small smallll smallllllll part of me that envy's Dennis, mostly because he is in the clear and debt free, making his operation extremely profitable FOR HIM (not as much for the girls.) Could anyone see me owning such an operation and filling the role as a benevolent pimp? Granted there would be HUGE differences betwixt Dennis and I....starting with the nature of the girls' obedience to moi...In Dennis' case, they fear him as well as indulge in him as the prominent "Daddy" figure.....Me, I would appeal to their heart, they would follow me for my generostiy, cuteness and ability to make them feel empowered (i.e. "Sweetheart, you dont charge a john 900 bucks to gobble his load hurriedly when he is willing to pay 1500 for extended cum play in and around your mouth with your tongue..."!!!!)
Instead of Madam Suzette, i would go all out to recruit baby Gia to run my brothel....Gia SO WOULD kick major ass in such an endeavor and position, literally hammering the corps of Whores into a top flight, elegantly flawless cum gobbling crew with class. it is clear Dennis doesnt pay madam Suzette more than 120 k per year TOPS. I'd give Gia such a mainline-incentive program that she'd be pulling as much as the penis receptacles she manages that stroll into her office complaining about the Brothel's current supply of hair Conditioner, not withstanding the fact she could stand-in and pinch hit for the right million dollar customer who decides, quite naturally, that Baby G blows the other girls away.
*tap tap* Is the hidden microphone on jamal???
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#258311 - 08/03/07 11:49 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Just go do it Burg.
Just go out there and fuck Sunny Lane and tell us about it.
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#258313 - 08/03/07 01:40 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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If you guys pay for it, I will attempt the following: 1) To pistol whip her with a squirt gun 2) Speculum her ass open and sing " you choose the song" 3) Blind fold her piss on her head and tell her it's okay I'm just sweating allot. 4) After sex sneak into the bathroom and poke red dots all over my penis with a marker and come out of the bathroom yelling "WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!" For those that can't read, I will do this:     Please discuss this in a reasonable fashion, a money order would suffice.
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#258314 - 08/03/07 02:15 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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This event would have to be video taped. A buddy of mine is seriously tight with Dennis, so I might ask if we can have the security camera footage of the event.
EminenceHardcoreFan, cost it out dude. I've already thrown a couple of hundred bucks at posters on this forum, as have a few others. Come up with a plan for this one and the financial trust will sit down and examine your proposal.
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#258315 - 08/03/07 03:42 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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This is so weird because I had a dream that I worked at the Bunny Ranch last night. All the girls had to wear doorman-like outfits, with the burgundy hat and coat and everything. I was really uncomfortable and I hated my job... They had some kind of orientation party, and I had to walk through with my stupid doorman outfit and seamed stockings and heels. Eddie Murphy was there, and he booked me for a session, but I couldn't do it and I bolted before the appointed time. I woke up feeling really terrible-- it was a very creepy dream. It's still haunting me right now.
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#258317 - 08/03/07 08:48 PM
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Internet Tough Guy
Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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This is so weird because I had a dream that I worked at the Bunny Ranch last night. All the girls had to wear doorman-like outfits, with the burgundy hat and coat and everything. I was really uncomfortable and I hated my job... They had some kind of orientation party, and I had to walk through with my stupid doorman outfit and seamed stockings and heels. Eddie Murphy was there, and he booked me for a session, but I couldn't do it and I bolted before the appointed time. I woke up feeling really terrible-- it was a very creepy dream. It's still haunting me right now.
Nice dream. Thanks for sharing. I really enjoy hearing about other people's dreams.
A good independent escort (=not working for an agency or a pimp) has a high degree of responsibility and needs to constantly make her own decisions.
There is something decadent about the idea of working at a brothel, where one can just lazily give up all responsibilities and become somebody else's commodity, pretty much like cattle; ready and available for whoever comes through the door. No thinking required, just do what you re told. Be a sex object. Of course, the longer one stays in that situation, the more one gets used to the lazy comforts, the harder it becomes to find the confidence to envision independence... at some point fear sets in, fear of being replaced by other girls, fear of the day one will be too old, fear of the world that once was somewhere outside those walls.
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#258319 - 08/03/07 11:25 PM
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Chronic Masturbator
Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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This is so weird because I had a dream that I worked at the Bunny Ranch last night. All the girls had to wear doorman-like outfits, with the burgundy hat and coat and everything. I was really uncomfortable and I hated my job... They had some kind of orientation party, and I had to walk through with my stupid doorman outfit and seamed stockings and heels.
This is Burglar's wet dream come true. 
Hey! Hey! U just worry about Grassy Knolls and chicks named "Squeaky", General Travieso .... (I'll promote you to Field Marshall and rename you "Rommel" if you can find me a Redhead with large tits, an IQ of 135 and a addiction to plain, cultured yogurt....) If you have to Ask, then dont ask..... 
As for Holly, she has just seen beverly Hills Cop too many times. If she was shanghaied to work at the bunny ranch I would put together a commando rescue team ala Ross Perot and his employees during the Iran Hostage crisis. We would bust down Dennis Hof's Door to rescue Holly, using Luke Ford and his head as a battering ram with the words "Have a Nice Day" written on his forehead.
Hey Burg-- I also had a dream about you... well actually about your wheelchair. I dreamt you left it with me when you flew out of state, and I took it to Vegas and used it. I pretended I was a cripple so I could get in clubs ahead of the line, and get my drinks at the bar first. Then everyone found out I was faking and the entire town came chasing after me, wanting to lynch my ass. Sorry for the hijack. 
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#258320 - 08/03/07 11:30 PM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 10/04/06
Posts: 522
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I had a dream I gave a shit about anything Burg posted. Thankfully I woke up.
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#258323 - 08/04/07 05:42 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Hey Burg-- I also had a dream about you... well actually about your wheelchair. I dreamt you left it with me when you flew out of state, and I took it to Vegas and used it. I pretended I was a cripple so I could get in clubs ahead of the line, and get my drinks at the bar first. Then everyone found out I was faking and the entire town came chasing after me, wanting to lynch my ass. Sorry for the hijack.
lol wtf???? Everyday you become that much more intriguiging....
Well, I say if we had Holly sitting in my wheelchair, nude, with a bowl of greenbeans in between her bare thighs, and GIA J. dressed in a nurse uniform that's unbuttoned up top allowing her near-perfect tits to partially show, with Gia's nurse ID badge saying "Psych Nurse" as she stands behind ready to push Holly into a room full of male psych patients whom Gia the decadent nurse slipped viagra instead of their psych meds, with Gia mentally prepared to lock the door behind Holly and watch behind the glass....now THAT is an XPT Dreamscape/Erotic Nightmare/Picture-worth-snapping....
Holly and/or Jeff should let me conceptualize and make a movie, given my fertile imagination...it would most definitely not be your average porn, plus, obviously I would work for free.....
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