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This is so weird because I had a dream that I worked at the Bunny Ranch last night. All the girls had to wear doorman-like outfits, with the burgundy hat and coat and everything. I was really uncomfortable and I hated my job... They had some kind of orientation party, and I had to walk through with my stupid doorman outfit and seamed stockings and heels.


This is Burglar's wet dream come true.




Hey! Hey! U just worry about Grassy Knolls and chicks named "Squeaky", General Travieso .... (I'll promote you to Field Marshall and rename you "Rommel" if you can find me a Redhead with large tits, an IQ of 135 and a addiction to plain, cultured yogurt....) If you have to Ask, then dont ask.....


As for Holly, she has just seen beverly Hills Cop too many times. If she was shanghaied to work at the bunny ranch I would put together a commando rescue team ala Ross Perot and his employees during the Iran Hostage crisis. We would bust down Dennis Hof's Door to rescue Holly, using Luke Ford and his head as a battering ram with the words "Have a Nice Day" written on his forehead.



Hey Burg-- I also had a dream about you... well actually about your wheelchair. I dreamt you left it with me when you flew out of state, and I took it to Vegas and used it. I pretended I was a cripple so I could get in clubs ahead of the line, and get my drinks at the bar first. Then everyone found out I was faking and the entire town came chasing after me, wanting to lynch my ass. Sorry for the hijack.
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