Are you criminally insane? Do you have access to your own rope, shovel, map of Nevada and SUV or pick up?

If you can answer yes to all of the above questions, then please read this news story from Xfanz:

"Sunny Lane is returning to the Bunny Ranch.

Let me say that again: Walking, talking cartoon sexpot Sunny Lane is returning to the Bunny Ranch, one of the most famous brothels in the world. Sunny's a sexual dynamo, and as I said in a previous interview with her, she's like a hypersexy cartoon character made flesh.

That's it. She's available at the Ranch from July 11-19. To book her, email her at SunnyLane@BunnyRanch.com."