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#257966 - 07/09/07 09:11 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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who's most likely to abort a fetus before the summer is over?
alyssa west and tyler faith are too obvious, i'm looking for dark horses, like maybe the next 50 guy cream pie contender. who ya got?
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#257968 - 07/09/07 09:24 PM
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Holly Randall. She'll fall off the wagon, go on a three day bender, and then, feeling vulnerable and still very inebriated, give up the pussy to Luke. Two to three weeks later she'll get morning sickness. Realizing what has happened, yet still fuzzy on the details of what exactly went down on that unholy night of conception, she'll call Luke and ask if he used a condom. Luke will say, "Of course not, I'm an Australian Jew, you know how I roll."
A day later, after being driven to the clinic in Luke's molester van, Holly will once again be without child and all will be right.
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#257971 - 07/10/07 09:50 AM
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Holly Randall. She'll fall off the wagon, go on a three day bender, and then, feeling vulnerable and still very inebriated, give up the pussy to Luke. Two to three weeks later she'll get morning sickness. Realizing what has happened, yet still fuzzy on the details of what exactly went down on that unholy night of conception, she'll call Luke and ask if he used a condom. Luke will say, "Of course not, I'm an Australian Jew, you know how I roll."
A day later, after being driven to the clinic in Luke's molester van, Holly will once again be without child and all will be right.
Though I am 100% pro-choice, if I actually ever got pregnant, I don't think I could bring myself to get an abortion. So if this actually happened (which believe me, it wouldn't) I'd actually have Luke's kid (shudder). And then he'd hit me with the bat b/c I'd refuse to raise it as a Jew, or in any other religious denomination.
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#257972 - 07/10/07 10:00 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/18/06
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Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
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Fuck Abortion...I don't think porn whores realize how much white babies go for on the black market...
Holly you could make a fucking bundle just don't let them find out its lukes kid...that will make the price drop dramatically.
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#257974 - 07/10/07 11:22 AM
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#257975 - 07/18/07 11:32 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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There are some good contenders out there, but they would be late term at this point. Missy Katie Ray
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#257976 - 11/06/07 09:48 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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summer has ended. anyone have any good pornabortion anecdotes?
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#257977 - 11/07/07 01:29 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
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Loc: Great America
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summer has ended. anyone have any good pornabortion anecdotes?
chico kill haley and then kill himself
brian swordwood accused of raped madison scott in a chico wanker set, and now is in jail for a car crash.
kurt left porn for join full escort career in spain
luke finally retire of be a porn copy/paste "journalist"(now he is a jew-world copy/paste "journalist")
Ryan "Neverpops" Knox cant pop in a vouyeur set and be recorded on camera.
Tayler Faith dumps Wankus, PTU and Ksex and the junkies of the dumpster he used to live dumped he too, now he live in a cardboard box.
To many important events in biz this summer, nobody have time to abortions
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#257982 - 11/09/07 03:49 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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maybe she had enough class not to tell the fans or critics
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#257984 - 11/09/07 03:55 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 04/12/07
Posts: 367
Loc: WI
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damn...I meant to type that as "class"
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#257985 - 11/09/07 03:59 PM
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Isn't she the one who only takes it in the pooper in order to preserve her <ahem> virginity? If I were Mrs. Spiegler, I'd be hiring a Private Investigator. 
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#257988 - 11/09/07 08:44 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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just watched that "dirty jobs" episode a few days ago. those things are fucking creepy.
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