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#257839 - 07/09/07 11:13 AM Midnight Prowl 10
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When I watch this I almost feel like I’ve got one of the coolest gigs in porn despite the lousy pay and lack of respect. Who knows if it's a respectworthy lifestyle, but at least it ain't jizz-mopper or fluffer. Reviewing porn ain’t glamourous or worth bragging about anymore, it’s like a dirty secret in plain view that civilians think is cool. Reviewing this stuff allows me the independence so I don’t have to associate with the whores, phonies, flakes, meth heads and other assorted dirtbags on a daily basis. Heck, I don’t have to go anywhere near these people unless I want to. One thing I’ve learned is once you get into the adult industry despite the trustworthy FEW you really don’t want to know ANY of these people. They’ve got bigger problems then I do and porn generally creates more chaos witch is cool, but it’s best to keep your distance.
Take a look at this episode: It must be a clusterfuck creating this shit dealing with the bottom feeders they pull out of the gutters, so props to whomever is the ringleader of the circus of depravity. Frank Wank? This is one of the best Prowls in years. It's more than porn, or reality TV, it's fantasy turned reality cum moral outrage and affront to dignity. Whoa, Nautica fucking Thorn in a Prowl? What the fuck is wrong with Payoso, is it all about the pay, ese? They must’ve paid her a helluva lot of money to lower herself to this level. See? They’re still only whores, no matter how far they go in the biz, Nightcalls be damned, I thought she was above doing something like this, but at least she ain't afraid to mingle with the rabble unlike the ho's who think they're above it. Dammned if you do or don't you care? Nothing makes sense anymore.
Then there’s the Stevens sisters who I’ve always liked, but this has gotta be the low point of their relatively young careers. I mean look at the dregs they let feed off them, it’s almost as depressing as the end of Requim To A Dream, but this shit is for real, so it’s absolutely tragic. Or fun, or easy money, or strokeworthy to the freaks who can relate to this fantasy. Hey, on second thought, snap out of it, how much worse is this then fucking Dirty Harry? They're only spreading the love, the promised land for a horny perv. They're doing God's work, but once a whore does a Prowl I can never jerk the gherkin to ‘em anymore, except for Nautica, biatch. [Pariah]


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#257840 - 07/09/07 11:21 AM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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I caught my ex jacking off to my midnight prowl DVD the other day. It was horriying.

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#257841 - 07/09/07 11:35 AM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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Quote:

I caught my ex jacking off to my midnight prowl DVD the other day. It was horriying.




Let the games begin!



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#257842 - 07/09/07 11:37 AM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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still looks hot despite the dirtballs


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#257843 - 07/09/07 11:41 AM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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see? wet dreams do cum true pal.


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#257844 - 07/09/07 11:44 AM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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#257845 - 07/09/07 11:46 AM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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Krystal looks like she's wondering if these creep is a hairdresser.


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#257846 - 07/09/07 11:49 AM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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Whitney Stevens



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#257847 - 07/09/07 11:52 AM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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#257848 - 07/09/07 11:55 AM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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#257849 - 07/09/07 11:55 AM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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Britney Stevens


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#257850 - 07/09/07 12:00 PM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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#257851 - 07/09/07 12:01 PM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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feeding of the damned


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#257852 - 07/09/07 12:03 PM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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look ma I finally got laid after all these years even though I still couldn't get wood!


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#257853 - 07/10/07 08:54 AM Re: Midnight Prowl 10
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