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#257760 - 07/08/07 05:37 PM WWGE (What would Gia Eat?)
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	As I mentioned before in James' GiGi-does-porn thread, she called and interrupted my Chinese-Inflation Themed Lunch dedicated to China's rapidly overheating economy and markets. The waitresses, 3 extremely comely Taiwan Child Prosties topping out at 17 and three quarters, served my food with the cutest subservience and bows and smiles. After ZhiZhi served me my Phoenix Chicken I was overcome by an urge to take her delicate little hand and place it on my dick (the restaurant has certain booths, and is situated just so that it is possible to get a handjob and no one see it...) Instead I frowned like she had committed a Faux Pas and began gobbling my Pork Lied Twice. One of the other girls, Soonee, wore such a short skirt I noticed the egg roll she had shoved up her snatch that she no doubt was either saving for a snack break, or she has an eating disorder and that is how she deceptively hides-then-tosses the food she makes people otherwise think she has eaten. Tsk Tsk. The final Analysis. I somehow spent 48 bucks (not including the 12 dollar tip) on LUNCH for me myself and I only.....wtf??? The burning question I now have is this: Who the fuck is palmolive and why does he hate me so? I would GLADLY have shared this veritable cornucopia of Mandarin/Hunan/Cantonese Culinary artwork if Palmolive would only reveal ITS identity and stop taking its transexual angst out on poor little old me. PS -- Hey Baby Gia, check out the Fortune Cookies of this place, they do the whole colored tin foil bit, whereby their White-Chocolate dipped Fortune Cookie is wrapped meticulously and the chocolate does NOT stick to the foil. They are quite good....do you take your daily chocolate serving in the form of White Chocolate ever? _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#257761 - 07/08/07 05:53 PM Re: WWGE (What would Gia Eat?)
ranathan Bukkake Boy Registered: 04/02/07 Posts: 705	can you stop calling a 27 year old baby please?
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#257762 - 07/08/07 05:54 PM Re: WWGE (What would Gia Eat?)
palmolive Max Hardcore Prison Bitch Registered: 08/27/06 Posts: 310 Loc: on the interstates of this gre...	Quote: can you stop calling a 27 year old baby please? heheheh .... 27 _________________________ You are soaking in it. - Madge
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#257763 - 07/08/07 05:58 PM Re: WWGE (What would Gia Eat?)
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I'd eat none of that. Glad you enjoyed your lunch, though. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#257764 - 07/08/07 06:05 PM Re: WWGE (What would Gia Eat?)
big moose Bukkake Boy Registered: 08/23/06 Posts: 635	Quote: can you stop calling a 27 year old baby please? omg; shutup, dog. i love it when they all babying g. _________________________ They're all human beings, and though she may be a liar and a manipulator, it's probably because she doesn't know any other way to survive.
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#257765 - 07/08/07 06:11 PM Re: WWGE (What would Gia Eat?)
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: I'd eat none of that. Glad you enjoyed your lunch, though. hmmmm Well Gia I had a huge plate of steamed veggies as well (mostly broc, and Bok Choy) and it ws just that STEAMED only, no OILS whatsoever. And I really only ate half the cookie (the part with the chocolate). But I hear where you are coming from, Chinese Food in America is the Devil, and I only eat it strangely enough when I travel typically on the west coast (and almost always in San Fran, NEVER in LA, but today was an exception.) Right now I have no reason to worry about my weight, unlike the rest of the population....which takes me to my next rant in a minute folks.... [2livecrewohmesohungry]The almost-18 yr old pussy was the most appealing thing going on today at The Panda Inn.[/2livecrewohmesohungry] _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#257766 - 07/08/07 06:39 PM Re: WWGE (What would Gia Eat?)
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	It's not a weight/diet issue. Just sounds like a gross meal, that's all. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#257767 - 07/08/07 07:34 PM Re: WWGE (What would Gia Eat?)
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Quote: It's not a weight/diet issue. Just sounds like a gross meal, that's all. How's my advice working out? Looks like I'm going to be the jujitsu/conditioning coach for a new MMA fight team. You should really take one of my conditioning classes. _________________________
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#257768 - 07/09/07 01:06 AM Re: WWGE (What would Gia Eat?)
The Ghost Is Toast Whoremaster Registered: 10/21/05 Posts: 2710	I have never had a fortune cookie in my entire life, even though I have eaten at various Chinese restaurants. Every movie or TV show you see, Chinese restaurants bring out fortune cookies at the end of the meal, but seemingly not in the UK. I can't imagine how different my life might have been if I had received just one of these pearls of oriental wisdom at some critical juncture in my life, but alas, it was evidently not to be.
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#257769 - 07/09/07 05:15 AM Re: WWGE (What would Gia Eat?)
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	I have a feeling Gia prefers fresher foods. Chinese food (American style) can contain way too many bad things. Myself, I love Chinese dumplings, not the pot stickers, but the steamed ones. Steamed vegetables are great, put a little sea salt in the water first, then a minced clove of roasted garlic over the top, before you steam them.
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#257770 - 07/09/07 08:58 AM Re: WWGE (What would Gia Eat?)
Conky Porn Jesus Registered: 11/04/06 Posts: 4203 Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...	Burg, you've got to stop hitting those fancy eateries. The place name sign alone must cost at least 10 cents. _________________________ I also am subcribe to postal pornography - CAOH
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