I have 6 neighbors worth mentioning and I dislike all of them. None of them have any redeeming qualities that I know of and all of them are referred to by disparaging nicknames when possible. This will have to be a 3 or 4 part series because my post would be daburgler-esque in length and I would probably put my fist through my monitor thinking about all the fuckers that live around me.
1. Home Depot
To the west is a Victorian style home that was recently bought and is being renovated so it's empty for now. A small cottage is also on the property and the guy that rents the place is a tool. He's really fat and has a mullet. I wish his story ended there because fat and mullet is bad enough but it doesn't. This prick mows the lawn with a weed whacker so it takes him 3 times as long as it would a normal person with a lawn mower. I'm tempted to pay the Mexican guy that mows my lawn to go to his place just for some peace and quiet. fat+mullet+weedwhacker=awful He was just fired from The Home Depot about 1 or 2 weeks ago if you can believe it. fat&mullet A corpse would have trouble getting canned from Home Depot as long as it didn't have a mullet. Too many customer complaints against him is what he said was the reason. I haven't asked what his new job is yet, Kmart maybe. Oh yeah, he drinks wine and plays the harmonica outside at night on the weekends shirtless. A 6 foot vinyl fence separates us as it is but it's not enough. Clearly some way to remove fatmullet is in order.