I have no neighbors in the classic sense. We don't see or hear anyone from here. Our nearest neighbor, though, is extending his string of terrible, terrible dogs. For some reason he keeps buying Australian Shepherds, and they've all come raiding our ducks and chasing our cars. I don't slow down whatsoever anymore- I'll get the bastard soon enough. My yellow lab (well trained, btw) keeps it away from the ducks.

I don't like neighbors, and don't do well in urban settings.