1-conky. this one explains itself
2-fuckwhore. unpopular, but starts a good number of threads with legs
3-donny long-obvious
4-old dirty bastich-blew up snowman
5-supergrizz-when active, a great poster
6-random. see above
7-jim b. another unpopular one and probably raoul. redeemed though.
8-bornyo. i play favorites.
9-10. have2 and elg. my favorite running flamewar.
so who else? insert your nominees please willie, myself and burg have been relatively quiet the last 5-7, not even my ego would allow myself a nom.

My vote goes to DeepThroat, who's posted 15 times or so in four years, but has about a 100% accuracy rate. Makes me feel like a pornographic Carl Woodward.

Justin Syder, who, in the 25 hours or so he's been registered, has contributed endless amusement to the board without posting a single word.

I would of course cast my vote for Palmolive.

and speaking of Da Burger a.)how many more times is he going to posts pics of his shiney sewed on black button eyes and b.) did he start smoking again just because faggot VOD Gay said he looked like James Dean?

more like Jimmy Dean





seriously if them whores here posted their pics as much as Daburger did we would be gettin somewhere!

Pinupmutant, ranathan, fuckwhore, crucifixio jones, have2cit, and teagan.

look Gia our posts are touchin mmmmmmm

Yes they are, baby.

El G - intentional or not, his shit always makes me laugh.
Conky - Still delivering
Fuckwhore - his roid rage makes for interesting reads, but hide the prauge hookers before he goes benoit on them.

My predictions: The "where is eddie n.?" and the Willie D./Ceara fued will dominate the board over the coming weeks.

I predict my admiration for Gian Jurgens will continue to grow. I deleted a scene from my hard drive with her. It was the infamous scene from Bangin' the Girl Next Door with "the Bune." I always enjoyed how she fucked with his mind in that scene, how he tried to intimidate her by choking her with her own hair locks, but she just revels in it and forces him to do it on her own timetable.

Oh, well, time to move on with my smut-watching habits. But Baby G still rules!

That is one of the scant few scenes with Tyce I find watchable and of course, it isn't AT ALL about him. Thanks alot, you just made me dig that up and now I'm watching it as I type .

Gia - thanks for the nom. The respect, the admiration, the ADORATION , is mutual.

There are so many posters here that tickle me from week to week, one can hardly be expected to concoct an accurate list that singles them out. With XPT, I've always found that it's the sum of its parts that makes me enjoy the whole.

This place has a lot of quality posters but this week the ones who've entertained me the most are the old guard:

1. Bornyo [the hats swung it]
2. WillieD [always good with a drink inside him]
3. Jamesn [continually posts off the wall topics]
4. El G and H2C for the knife fights
5. Fuckwhore for his impotent rage
6. JimB for going the extra mile with PXP
7. Donny Long for the entertainment
8. Duke for giving us so much to play with
9. Baby G for the sharp nails
10. Burg for his hopeful naivety and shiny button eyes

But like Crucifixo says, sum of its parts and all that.

i think you guys are all overlooking the sublime contributions of cali33 and his continuing supply of posts nobody reads.

Jamesn- for coming up with not only quality but quantity that clashes with his image of a rich, Harvard educated married man. This strange dichotomy always seems to give an edge to his posts in my eyes. It is not just the typical advantage of the Ivy League educated either because Da Burglar doesn't have that same advantage going for him. (Perhaps I am just creeped out by his shiny black button eyes that reveal no soul or humanity at all tho)

Bornyo I love the image of the southern gentleman johnny cash shroom eating maniac and the way he has been givin it to Moxie lately. His empathetic relationship with Travis is also a nice quality.

(the fact that both of these posters also frequent AZT frequently is a little troubling but maybe they just really like Porno)

Conky Always solid and one can appreciate the workmanlike precision that goes into his posts.

Elglorioso only one that makes me laff out loud these days.

Loopnode equally interesting and depraved.

Windsock His absense speaks as loud as his presence and makes you wonder what the fuck he is up too.

i find ranathan absolutely hilarious

I am voting for me because (1) I had a very crappy day, (2) making the top 10 list would make my day slightly less crappy, and (3) I did not see a rule prohibiting self voting. Of course that makes me a pathetic loser but that is still a step above my crappy day. Anyhoo, tits.