I want to believe that, Teagan, I really do. But, as the Great Gag Daddy and founder of XPT says: "Whores Lie." So with that, do you now state, under oath and for the record:

1) That you did not post the following on ChristianForums.com:

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My name is Amanda and im from florida. I work in the Adult Industry i make Adult films. Im not happy with my life im stuck in a situation i hate but cant get out of at this stage in my life. Im here maybe to vent alittle since i cant really do it anywhere else. I just hope people dont judge me on here like i am everywhere else;

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2) That you did not post a picture of yourself on ChristianForums.com "with a glass of whiskey and a baby carriage in the background;"


3)That you have not "become friends with anti-porn crusaders Heather Veitch and Shelley Lubben;"

4) That you will, in fact, "come back and be nastier than ever?"

If you can swear truthfully, under oath, to all of the above, then I will get in my car, drive to California, and personally give Luke Ford the Chico Wang treatment. Otherwise, you're dead to me, child. Begone, and darken my Whore Door no more.



Either way, Shelley Lubben is the Anti-Christ and must be stopped.