How come so many cock-for-hires are wannabe MMA fighters? How come they aren't wing chung fighters, jeet kung do fighters, or sumo fighters? Can't they be more original and pick something isn't in style now?

Porners, interestingly, are either dual-degree professionals, wall street tycoons, lawyers, or doctors but choose to do porn because it's better.

I'm waiting for Garth Fisher to start doing porn next.