Porn's Douchebag of the Week Award goes to Justin Syder. People have told me directly that:

1. Is a pretty nice guy, except when he's on drugs, which is frequent
2. Has problems getting wood
3. Did jail time for beating up Jezebelle Bond
4. Was a shitty MMA fighter who couldn't cut it
5. Is nearly broke
6. Only shoots content for his own website, hence is "working all the time"

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