it wouldn't be right. I'd hate to run afoul of the moderators.

I just hung up talking to daBurglar on the telephone. It was a surreal and therefore cageworthy experience. I don't think we shattered any stereotypes. His hearing aid works very well- there was no yelling at all.

If anyone has any questions about what it's like to talk to daburglar on the phone post them here and I'll answer them in due time.

at 3am est is he coherent enough to carry on a conversation with?

he is on the west coast now, though he started the day on the east coast. I didn't ask him if he was jacked up or not.

He was easy to understand so, +1 Coherent

I pointed out to Burg that I'd noticed he'd been dying for going on three years now, and people were beginning to expect results.

I'm glad to share that he said his health has improved somewhat, and he's not dying as quickly as expected. I'm sure you will all join me in celebrating this good news.

Whatev. Burg's always dying. He's like those Oriental rug places always going out of business.

I'm only posting this to offer Burg a hearty hello and wishes for good health, but mostly to display my spiffy new sig.

I'm glad Burg's not dying too quickly. I'd miss the wheels of steel if he suddenly bought the farm.

[Moxie]Bornyo, just watch your damn step. You know how trigger happy I am.[/Moxie]

Oh FUCK! All Right, I admit, I hired a couple of HOTT, GIFTED Private duty RNs (either Registered Nurses or Ravenous Nymphos, take your pick...) and they restored my will to live and fight through the final onslaught of my condition...I am still going to fucking croak but the odds are now that I will go out [Baby-Gia]"Wheels Deep in Prime Snatch"[/Baby-Gia] and I am thus behooved to cling to the very last blowjob.

I also find that since I started Smoking again, I am suddenly more robust.

[youngMC] "Dont just sit there, (RO)BUST DA BURG....."[/youngMC]

Finding my Old SWING OUT SISTER Album when I explored my Parents' Attic helped too....now if ONLY Holly Randall would consent to join a bookclub with me so I'd have something to do every Wednesday Night besides the 2 for 1 Lap Dance specials down in Lake Forrest, I'd live forever. Hello Holly? Holly?!?!?!?!?!











(PS I had dinner last night with a Mexican nurse friend named Desiree who has a REAL, BONAFIDE cigarette fetish, at least as far as Guy's are concerned....I really dont smoke much at all to be honest. She doesnt smoke AT all, she just likes seeing the shit hanging out of a dude's mouth....I think she must have been molested to the point of Orgasm by a chain smoking Uncle.....)

i spoke with the burglar. he was very easy to understand and a delight to converse with.