Mark Kernes asks...
Are you Exquisite Enough for Exquisite?

I guess its the holiday so all of AVN's normal "writers" are off (considering they just farm XPT for stories to repost and get paid for; yeah, you know who you are you fucking losers)...looks like Mark Kernes is just godless and pathetic enough to write two of their headline stories on this most glorious of holidays (and the other pathetic diatribe on 2257 isn't worth my drunkened deciphering).

Well, it looks like Mark was forced to deliver a few articles by some deadline, and really this is a new low in "journalism" even for AVN. I'm at a total loss for words on how pathetic one of the top names in the adult business is in even posting this "story".

I don't even need to vent on Mark, Equisite, or the Jenna/Paris Gables hybrid (Paris WHO?) hoping to be cultivated from this marketing masterpiece as I think everyone here can come to their own conclusion.

But really...I tried calling the 818 number to report my "find" ten minutes ago to "Jerry Estrada" and it was "Out of Service." Looks like Exquisite and Mark can let me become a millionaire on my newest discovery: I'm naming her Paris Jameson Long.

Happy 4th still on the West Coast!
-Stevie Why

PS-The only "Jerry Estrada" I can find on google is a retired Luchador...now a porno directed by a real wrestler would totally kick ass!

Sounds to me like he's looking for the impossible. And Tory Lane's horrible haircut is already signed to Sin City.

...and here's me thinking this would be about the whole AVN/AdBrite/Pirate Bay scandal.

I'm really kind of stunned that, given the way sales are being cannibalised by online piracy, studios don't do more to fight it. For example, why not tell Fishbein that as long as AVN are financially supporting a pirate site via advertising, you won't be advertising in AVN, and furthermore will instead use the money to advertise in XBiz or with some other competitor.

Why is nobody picking up the phone and telling Mr. Marcus that as long as his forum is a home to piracy and password trading, then he won't be getting any work from their studio?

These are simple, quick, and cheap (as in no need to hire a lawyer to do anything) fixes...I guess too many studio owners are happy to just idly sit by and fiddle while Rome burns.