I need to find a pic of a shoe-hat from the movie Brazil - the most ridiculous hat I've ever seen, and Gilliam swears they were really fashionable years ago and that he didn't make it up.

Or put one of those Islamic diapers on his head.

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Strawberry Shortcake

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One last image, since he's incapable of working xpt's interface.

This guy isnt even a real person. No bank acount, nothing.

Story from adultfyi.com .


Justin Syder is Invited for Coffee at Anarchy; a free checking Account with the First Cup



--Gene Ross


Porn Valley- Guy from Anarchy was out of town last week and says he comes back to find all hell is breaking loose. Guy is talking about comments made on the Internet by Justin Syder claiming that Anarchy doesn't pay its bills. Last week I spoke to Leah Luv who gave Anarchy's response in the matter: www.adultfyi.com/read.php?ID=23408.

But since John West's name got dragged into the discussion, Guy did one better. He called West suggesting that maybe West have a talk with his buddy Justin Syder. Particularly since West is shooting 10-15 scenes a week for Anarchy.

"I don't even know this guy Justin Syder," says Guy. "But he's been saying in the write ups that he's a very close asscociate of John and is doing him a favor. I go to John, your name's showing up on the Internet. I'm the one writing your checks. Take care of this. This is what I told John - if this 'fighter' that he claims to be whatever had something to say, how about inviting him for a cup of coffee in my office. Come to my office and tell me to my face all of this stuff."

Guy brings up the fact that several years ago a female talent tried to swindle the company for $8,000.

"Instead of an $800 check, she changed it to $8,000 and tried to cash it in the bank," he says. "That shows how stupid they are. The bank manager calls me. I said stop the check. And from there on the bank manager decided that nobody could cash checks in the bank. They can deposit it in their checking account. It actually happened to us twice. Another time it was a male talent. So since then they made that rule and the banks just don't want to deal with this.

"Then I remember Justin Syder calling here, and Leah Luv explained to him go deposit the check it in your checking account. He said, 'I don't have a checking account.'

"Well what do you want me to do- am I the social security office? Then you have a problem. I'm a company. I've got to work with checks. Then when I wasn't here, he [Syder] tried to come in and collect for a female talent. We called the girl and she said don't give him the money that she's coming to pick it up."

Can you imagine the utter chaos in porndom that would happen if all studios resorted to ACH for paying bills & talent. Half the studios would go out of business because their float would disappear, and half the whores would disappear because their Chexsystems reports looks like Vieques Island.

Come to think of it, that's not a bad idea. Call me for postal studies on float times. Do you realize how long it takes for a check to get to U.S. Bank's controlled disbursement bank in Butte, Montana?

We need more hat threads. Spring is the season for hats.