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#25676 - 05/10/04 04:26 PM Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
Go to lukeford.com and see the minion fucking in the safe sex special. Everytime you think you could use another 1/2 an inch here or there spare a thought for the minion who has the smallest penis throughout the history of time. It is disturbing, he makes new born babies look like lex steele. Speechless.
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#25677 - 05/11/04 05:22 AM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Sabre Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 11/26/03
Posts: 44
Loc: Southern CA
That poor girl. One of the benefits of porn is that you're supposed to get lots of LARGE cock, even if the guy attached to it is less than desirable......she's gonna be scarred for life....
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#25678 - 05/11/04 02:48 PM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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That poor girl. One of the benefits of porn is that you're supposed to get lots of LARGE cock, even if the guy attached to it is less than desirable......she's gonna be scarred for life....





I totally agree. She was a decent looking girl, who would let that fat, gross and probably very smelly guy with a half an inch penis lay all over you for a few hundred bucks. It will last with her throughout life and the few hundred will only last for a few days or a day if she made a visit to her local drug supplier
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#25679 - 05/11/04 06:39 PM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
DoronD Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
You know, if you're paying attention to my shortcummings then you got issues. Don't hate the playa,hate the game.

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#25680 - 05/11/04 07:39 PM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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You know, if you're paying attention to my shortcummings then you got issues. Don't hate the playa,hate the game.




HA, don't make fun of the disabled. It would be very funny if you were the minion, well maybe not for you mono inch.
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#25681 - 05/11/04 07:56 PM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Sergio T. Offline
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I LMAO.That shit was funny. It was disturbing,but funny.
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#25682 - 05/12/04 03:15 AM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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HA, don't make fun of the disabled. It would be very funny if you were the minion, well maybe not for you mono inch.




He *is* the Minion.
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#25683 - 05/12/04 08:36 AM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
smutspov Offline
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Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Is that a tranny or a chick he's fucking?
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#25684 - 05/12/04 02:05 PM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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He *is* the Minion.




If that is the case then all i can say is wow. Doron D has no right to insult anyone, he has the smallest penis in the world. I mean if anyone was to have penis enlargement surgery it should be him, because if worse comes to worse and they botch up the surgery how bad can it be?. He already has the smallest penis every recorded.
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#25685 - 05/13/04 08:39 AM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
faceblaster Offline
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Registered: 05/06/04
Posts: 5208
Loc: watching Bad Ronald
Oh, stop drooling and just ask him if you can suck on it. I'm sure Wankerwang will let you. You seem obsessed with it...just SUCK IT already.
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#25686 - 05/13/04 10:29 AM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
DoronD Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
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Oh, stop drooling and just ask him if you can suck on it. I'm sure Wankerwang will let you. You seem obsessed with it...just SUCK IT already.



Yeah, Smelly Monkey's love affair with me is frightening. Further proof that Monkey plays for the "other team".

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#25687 - 05/13/04 10:41 AM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
(Monkey begins to panic , the board are too close to the truth). Monkey stands up out of his chair and blurts out the following " this press conference is over, no more question about this subject". He then reaches over for his pink pleather jacket and rhinestone incrusted black leather hat and walks gingerly out of the room.


P.S questioning my sexuality isn't going to rile me up if that is your aim, same guy who admited to a breif yet steamy love affair with scott fayner. (shrugs shoulders)
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#25688 - 05/13/04 10:19 PM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Red Light Misfit Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 848
That was Madison that he fucked. For that, he should work free for the rest of the year.

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#25689 - 05/14/04 04:16 AM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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That was Madison that he fucked. For that, he should work free for the rest of the year.





Does she just go by the name madison or does she have a surname as well?. I would like to see what else she has done but i fear that anything i watch of her would make me remember the horrific sight of doron, (monkey shivers as the thought enters his mind again)
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#25690 - 05/14/04 06:58 AM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Kami Andrews Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
oh cmon I bet you have woken up next to worse

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#25691 - 05/14/04 01:56 PM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Smelly Monkey Offline
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Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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oh cmon I bet you have woken up next to worse






Well. Some people would classify fayner as worse but i enjoyed waking up next to him, looking over and seeing dried bits of salty skin flakes on his forehead from obsessive sweating from cocaine abuse. I used to lean over and place my tongue on it, not lick it, just rest it there. Very special moment that i have shared with you all.
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#25692 - 05/15/04 06:10 PM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
I hate doron d. SM2004.
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#25693 - 05/15/04 08:28 PM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
DoronD Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 02/12/04
Posts: 176
Actually, judging by the amount of love emails you send me you indeed are smitten by me. Come by Boogie Nights 3.0 one day so we can do lunch then I can proceed to urinate on you. Normally I would save my urine for whores but since you are my #1 fan I will make an exception. The offer is on the table.

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#25694 - 05/16/04 02:37 AM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Smelly Monkey Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 8662
Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...
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Actually, judging by the amount of love emails you send me you indeed are smitten by me. Come by Boogie Nights 3.0 one day so we can do lunch then I can proceed to urinate on you. Normally I would save my urine for whores but since you are my #1 fan I will make an exception. The offer is on the table.





I might actually take you up on that offer just because i would love to see how the search for your penis happens when you need to urinate. It would be a fascinating journey in itself.
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#25695 - 02/04/06 06:22 PM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
bump. like the 1114 on sammura's face.
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#25696 - 02/06/06 01:02 AM Re: Wanker wang's minion needs to be stopped
Vukmir Vukmir Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 04/21/03
Posts: 675
Loc: Belgrade
Choke it down, honky bitch.

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