Found this on lukeford.com

Fayner Posts: I got nothing against TheRealLukeFord. He's a nice enough chap. A bit TOO interested at times, and despite being a FAKE Jew, I thoroughly love TheRealLukeFord.

I still wanna crush him, though. We all do. It's just fun.

Fun is when TheRealLukeFord wants to buy back his own web site but has no money.

I want to feel that again.

So I've concluded that my new mission in life now that I'm pretty much sober and normal is to make sweet, passionate love to the woman he loves, Holly Randall.

Sweet, passionate love.

The kind that will make TheRealLukeFord cry for weeks after being told all the dirty details here on Luke's site, LukeFord.com.

It'll be fun. Easy, too, 'cause Holly's a real slut when it comes to getting naked for porno journalists...

Let the games begin.

See the Cage.

Holy fuck. The guy shaves his head and thinks he's Rico Suave. Sober or not, I'll bet Fayner his monthly supply of narcotic that he can't get within ten feet of Holly's "vegetable garden." If he ever does, then there is something terribly wrong with the world we live in.