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#256873 - 07/03/07 03:05 PM I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
SpongeBub Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
OMFG, my 100GB drive full of the absolute best of the best porn ever has crashed today and I have no backup. Years of careful collecting and pruning lost to the ages. Never again will I watch Taylor Rain fucking two dudes (without anal!!). I had the only Lana Sky scene ever made that was actually watchable, where she almost looked human. Send me your prayers, as there will be some mighty sad days ahead.

Don't let this happen to you. Burn the best stuff to DVD now. If only I had...

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#256874 - 07/03/07 04:27 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Handful Offline
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Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
I feel your pain dude. But for every whore erased from your hard drive, two more will take its place. I tend to purge my porn stash every year or so and start anew.
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#256875 - 07/03/07 05:08 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Never again will I watch Taylor Rain fucking two dudes (without anal!!).




What would be the point?
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#256876 - 07/03/07 05:15 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

OMFG, my 100GB drive full of the absolute best of the best porn ever has crashed today and I have no backup. Years of careful collecting and pruning lost to the ages. Never again will I watch Taylor Rain fucking two dudes (without anal!!). I had the only Lana Sky scene ever made that was actually watchable, where she almost looked human. Send me your prayers, as there will be some mighty sad days ahead.

Don't let this happen to you. Burn the best stuff to DVD now. If only I had...




Look on the bright side. You did get rid of a Taylor Rain movie. I just cleaned up my movie collection when I realized I had most of the Brazzers network on my HD. I wondered why I need ten Eva Angelina movies when they are all basically the same thing.


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#256877 - 07/03/07 05:26 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Snowman Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 137
Loc: california
Quote:

Don't let this happen to you. Burn the best stuff to DVD now. If only I had...




DVD is a decent backup strategy if you use good quality media. So are external hard drives. You can get gigantic ones for about $100 now. All hard drives eventually fail. Best to take precautions with valuable data!
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#256878 - 07/03/07 05:42 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Does it not respond at all or come up with a cyclic redundancy error? I've gotten data off a bad drive before by wrapping it in a towel and leaving it in the freezer for several hours. The cold shrinks the metal slightly and can allow some of the internal tolerances to pass, at least until it heats back up. Maybe worth a try.

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#256879 - 07/03/07 06:52 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

OMFG, my 100GB drive full of the absolute best of the best porn ever has crashed today and I have no backup. Years of careful collecting and pruning lost to the ages.



That sucks. I have about 90GB of music on my hardrive. Hard to find stuff, OOP, etc. I would be pissed if that happened to me. You can get the info retrieved, but it can be pricy. Besides, I don't think you'd want a tech going over 100GB of porn while your not around.
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#256880 - 07/04/07 04:03 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
SpongeBub Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
Quote:

Does it not respond at all or come up with a cyclic redundancy error? I've gotten data off a bad drive before by wrapping it in a towel and leaving it in the freezer for several hours. The cold shrinks the metal slightly and can allow some of the internal tolerances to pass, at least until it heats back up. Maybe worth a try.




It seems to be crashed. I can hear the platters spin up like normal and then, when you would normally hear the heads jump out and align, it makes a little clicking noise and that's it. I tossed it into a USB case today (easier to work with than keeping it inside my case running IDE) and fooled with it for a while but nada.

I'm crushed cause I am a picky bastard when it comes to porn. And I had so much good shit that I'm not sure I'll ever find again. I see some subscriptions to VideoBox and Adult Bouncer in my future.

As for Taylor Rain fucking two guys without anal, that's the only way I can stand her. That's my favorite thing to see - two guys hittin it from both ends but no anal stuff. It was a good scene, I think done early in her career. Not the Cum Drippers one - it was from SlutSeekers if I remember right.



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#256881 - 07/04/07 09:27 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Eminence Front Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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Quote:

Does it not respond at all or come up with a cyclic redundancy error? I've gotten data off a bad drive before by wrapping it in a towel and leaving it in the freezer for several hours. The cold shrinks the metal slightly and can allow some of the internal tolerances to pass, at least until it heats back up. Maybe worth a try.




It seems to be crashed. I can hear the platters spin up like normal and then, when you would normally hear the heads jump out and align, it makes a little clicking noise and that's it. I tossed it into a USB case today (easier to work with than keeping it inside my case running IDE) and fooled with it for a while but nada.





Take the drive out, lay it on the counter and spin it carefully in circles (both ways) centrifical force can
reset the spindle if its stuck.



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#256882 - 07/04/07 09:52 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Sounds like the HDD is having a power problem when it tries to spool up to full speed which = dead HDD. Chico is right then it will be pricey to salvage any data.

Get into a RAID setup and you'll never have to worry about your data again. I have 3 of these setup in RAID 5. I keep a spare to swap in whenever an HDD croaks (hasn't yet). I have an external controller that I use for the RAID 5 array, but that card uses a 64 bit PCI-X slot and a lot of MB's don't have one. So you will need to find an equivalent for your MB. I have a separate HDD for my OS and programs (setup in RAID 0 from an on board controller), that I Ghost to DVD-R every 3 or 4 months just to keep my windows updates close to current.

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#256883 - 07/04/07 10:15 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
same thing happend to me to a 160gb full of homemade porn and music

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#256884 - 07/04/07 10:40 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

same thing happend to me to a 160gb full of homemade porn and music




On behalf of all of us, I'm glad that your homemade porn was lost.

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#256885 - 07/04/07 11:38 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Crucifixio Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 04/22/06
Posts: 126
Loc: Maryland
Quote:


Look on the bright side. You did get rid of a Taylor Rain movie. I just cleaned up my movie collection when I realized I had most of the Brazzers network on my HD. I wondered why I need ten Eva Angelina movies when they are all basically the same thing.




I found this especially hilarious since I, too, have just about every Brazzers scene on a 350GB external. You speak the truth but hey, when it's Eva Angelina I don't mind watching the same thing ten times with the only discernable difference being a change in outfits and perhaps partners.

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#256886 - 07/05/07 12:24 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

same thing happend to me to a 160gb full of homemade porn and music




On behalf of all of us, I'm glad that your homemade porn was lost.







the homemade porn is not of me.....is about nigger gangbangs of your sisters and her daughters getting their shit mashed in harlem junkie houses at 80s


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#256887 - 07/05/07 10:33 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:


On behalf of all of us, I'm glad that your homemade porn was lost.





Quote:

the homemade porn is not of me.....is about nigger gangbangs of your sisters and her daughters getting their shit mashed in harlem junkie houses at 80s






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#256888 - 07/05/07 12:26 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

same thing happend to me to a 160gb full of homemade porn and music




On behalf of all of us, I'm glad that your homemade porn was lost.







the homemade porn is not of me.....is about nigger gangbangs of your sisters and her daughters getting their shit mashed in harlem junkie houses at 80s






Have2Cit - "Cleanup on aisle 2!"
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#256889 - 07/05/07 12:53 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Have2Cit - "Cleanup on aisle 2!"





Wipe it up yourself, I mean how clean can you actually get a floor when you use a dirty Puerto Rican as a mop?

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#256890 - 07/05/07 01:24 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


Have2Cit - "Cleanup on aisle 2!"





Wipe it up yourself, I mean how clean can you actually get a floor when you use a dirty Puerto Rican as a mop?




its easy, dont use a dirty puerto rican as a mop, use your mom..she is a professional piss mop....(she look like kami andrews)

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#256891 - 07/05/07 01:31 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Have2Cit - "Cleanup on aisle 2!"





Wipe it up yourself, I mean how clean can you actually get a floor when you use a dirty Puerto Rican as a mop?




its easy, dont use a dirty puerto rican as a mop, use your mom..she is a professional piss mop....(she look like kami andrews)




There is no way you get get a floor clean using Kami, she's from Pittsburgh. Isn't my mom your wife anyway, You shouldn't talk about your wife like that? it's no wonder the Puerto Rican race is so despised.

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#256892 - 07/05/07 02:25 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:


Have2Cit - "Cleanup on aisle 2!"





Wipe it up yourself, I mean how clean can you actually get a floor when you use a dirty Puerto Rican as a mop?




its easy, dont use a dirty puerto rican as a mop, use your mom..she is a professional piss mop....(she look like kami andrews)




There is no way you get get a floor clean using Kami, she's from Pittsburgh. Isn't my mom your wife anyway, You shouldn't talk about your wife like that? it's no wonder the Puerto Rican race is so despised.





i said your mom is a piss mop like kami, the way i talk my wife, is not a racial issue, its about your MOM, she is a Montgomery Alabama's white trash, your mother have not worth , I it obtain her when i buy RV in a Tallahassee junkyard

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#256893 - 07/05/07 02:52 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

i said your mom is a piss mop like kami, the way i talk my wife, is not a racial issue, its about your MOM, she is a Montgomery Alabama's white trash, your mother have not worth , I it obtain her when i buy RV in a Tallahassee junkyard




It would be icing on the cake if you were that midget luchadore in your avatar.
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#256894 - 07/05/07 03:07 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
How dare saying you my mother have not a worth! Fuck on you bastard man. Dying time in mucho pain with convulsing for you.

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#256895 - 07/05/07 06:47 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


i said your mom is a piss mop like kami, the way i talk my wife, is not a racial issue, its about your MOM, she is a Montgomery Alabama's white trash, your mother have not worth , I it obtain her when i buy RV in a Tallahassee junkyard




Tallahassee in Alabama? Yeah right. Anyway I thought the Cubans would kick the ass of any Puerto Rican who tried to enter their state? I mean even Cubans have standards.

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#256896 - 07/05/07 07:23 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


i said your mom is a piss mop like kami, the way i talk my wife, is not a racial issue, its about your MOM, she is a Montgomery Alabama's white trash, your mother have not worth , I it obtain her when i buy RV in a Tallahassee junkyard




Tallahassee in Alabama? Yeah right. Anyway I thought the Cubans would kick the ass of any Puerto Rican who tried to enter their state? I mean even Cubans have standards.




obvious Tallahassee is not in alabama you so moron but is near, you the white trash run across states looking for the best deals(but we can not expect to much for you, your mom make you drop of school in 2nd grade to bring you to Kmarts for shoplift)


And the cubans are cool people, Puerto Rico have a big cuban comunnity and they are nice, not like piece of shit glen becks like you

obviously you dont know anything about latin issues so shut out your teethless mouth close you fucking white trash

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#256897 - 07/05/07 07:47 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


obvious Tallahassee is not in alabama you so moron but is near, you the white trash run across states looking for the best deals(but we can not expect to much for you, your mom make you drop of school in 2nd grade to bring you to Kmarts for shoplift)

And the cubans are cool people, Puerto Rico have a big cuban comunnity and they are nice, not like piece of shit glen becks like you

obviously you dont know anything about latin issues so shut out your teethless mouth close you fucking white trash




Obviously you don't understand english why don't you try to run that through babblefish again or better yet maybe one of our Spanish speaking members could translate that for you. For the record Kmart is almost done here. I see you know nothing about American issues so why don't you shut your worthless brown trash mouth, and climb back onto the trash heap to locate some food for your family.

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#256898 - 07/05/07 07:50 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
not to get in the way of this knife fight...but babelfish rules! okay....carry on
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#256899 - 07/05/07 07:59 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I like it when h2c and elg knife fight. h2c provokes so many quote worthy posts from elg it's worth it. like this one:

Quote:

obviously you dont know anything about latin issues so shut out your teethless mouth close you fucking white trash


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#256900 - 07/05/07 08:09 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

I like it when h2c and elg knife fight. h2c provokes so many quote worthy posts from elg it's worth it. like this one:

Quote:

obviously you dont know anything about latin issues so shut out your teethless mouth close you fucking white trash







Why do you think do it?

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#256901 - 07/05/07 08:17 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
This started out as an awesome thread. I now know what to do in case my external HD crashes.

Of course the thread derailed the minute Elgloryhole had to say something. I'd almost buy him a dictionary or basic grammar guide to help us understand him. Of course then we wouldn't get sig worthy quotes.

Does all this info on HD's work for Mac hardware also?

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#256902 - 07/05/07 08:26 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

This started out as an awesome thread. I now know what to do in case my external HD crashes.

Of course the thread derailed the minute Elgloryhole had to say something. I'd almost buy him a dictionary or basic grammar guide to help us understand him. Of course then we wouldn't get sig worthy quotes.

Does all this info on HD's work for Mac hardware also?




I know of no special hard drives just for a Mac (I'm not really up on mac RAID though). I always thought a hard drive is a hard drive regardless of the file system the OS uses.

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#256903 - 07/05/07 08:42 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:


obvious Tallahassee is not in alabama you so moron but is near, you the white trash run across states looking for the best deals(but we can not expect to much for you, your mom make you drop of school in 2nd grade to bring you to Kmarts for shoplift)

And the cubans are cool people, Puerto Rico have a big cuban comunnity and they are nice, not like piece of shit glen becks like you

obviously you dont know anything about latin issues so shut out your teethless mouth close you fucking white trash




Obviously you don't understand english why don't you try to run that through babblefish again or better yet maybe one of our Spanish speaking members could translate that for you. For the record Kmart is almost done here. I see you know nothing about American issues so why don't you shut your worthless brown trash mouth, and climb back onto the trash heap to locate some food for your family.




Moron, hillbillie my english is bad but you understand enough to get pissed off, to at least I take advantage because I understand english spanish portugese and Italian..... and you?

On Kmart you are right is almost done there, because of thiefs as you and your white trash family did Kmart broke

i dont live in a capsule(in your case a trailer)like you (the only you know is the to monster truck show who comes to your town next month)i know global issues sufficient for make close your shitty larry the cable guy mouth

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#256904 - 07/05/07 08:52 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

This started out as an awesome thread. I now know what to do in case my external HD crashes.

Of course the thread derailed the minute Elgloryhole had to say something. I'd almost buy him a dictionary or basic grammar guide to help us understand him. Of course then we wouldn't get sig worthy quotes.

Does all this info on HD's work for Mac hardware also?




Quote:

I know of no special hard drives just for a Mac (I'm not really up on mac RAID though). I always thought a hard drive is a hard drive regardless of the file system the OS uses.




As far as hard drives are concerned, h2c is right. Hard drives will work on either OS, Mac or Windows. I think Mac's were the first to adopt the serial ATA hard drive before Windows machines did. I could be wrong. I would think you could freeze the drive and get data off of it even though it's formatted for the Mac OS.

Quote:

Moron, hillbillie my english is bad but you understand enough to get pissed off, to at least I take advantage because I understand english spanish portugese and Italian..... and you?

On Kmart you are right is almost done there, because of thiefs as you and your white trash family did Kmart broke

i dont live in a capsule(in your case a trailer)like you (the only you know is the to monster truck show who comes to your town next month)i know global issues sufficient for make close your shitty larry the cable guy mouth




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#256905 - 07/05/07 08:57 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Walrus Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 11/19/06
Posts: 310
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:



Moron, hillbillie my english is bad but you understand enough to get pissed off, to at least I take advantage because I understand english spanish portugese and Italian..... and you?




You understand English? Honestly when I picture you responding to a post on this board I get the image of the guy that cuts my grass sitting at a computer in the public library with an English dictionary flipping a coin to decide what pronoun he is going to use.

As for the HD info, thanks.

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#256906 - 07/05/07 08:57 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Quote:


Obviously you don't understand english why don't you try to run that through babblefish again or better yet maybe one of our Spanish speaking members could translate that for you. For the record Kmart is almost done here. I see you know nothing about American issues so why don't you shut your worthless brown trash mouth, and climb back onto the trash heap to locate some food for your family.




Moron, hillbillie my english is bad but you understand enough to get pissed off, to at least I take advantage because I understand english spanish portugese and Italian..... and you?

On Kmart you are right is almost done there, because of thief as your and your white trash family did Kmart broke

i dont live in a capsule(in your case a trailer) like you (the only you know as s the to monster truck show who comes to your town next month)i know global issues sufficient for make close your shitty larry the cable guy mouth




1. No one could get mad you it's like reading a Puerto Rican version of Borat or something.

2. Kmart is almost done because of Wal-Mart. Again you show you complete ignorance of all things American.

3. I'm an American, so that means I don't have to learn other languages.

4. You may not live in a trailer, but the tin roof, one room shanty that you built next to the San Juan city Dump and piled all 12 of your starving children into is nothing to brag about.

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#256907 - 07/05/07 09:06 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Quote:

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Moron, hillbillie my english is bad but you understand enough to get pissed off, to at least I take advantage because I understand english spanish portugese and Italian..... and you?




You understand English? Honestly when I picture you responding to a post on this board I get the image of the guy that cuts my grass sitting at a computer in the public library with an English dictionary flipping a coin to decide what pronoun he is going to use.

As for the HD info, thanks.




The image i have of you is a crappy pathetic fat guy (like AC Cream)

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#256908 - 07/05/07 09:22 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:


1. No one could get mad you it's like reading a Puerto Rican version of Borat or something.




No one...only you ...you still reply my post
Quote:


2. Kmart is almost done because of Wal-Mart. Again you show you complete ignorance of all things American.
Quote:



but the white trash robbers like you, make the kmart's broke more easy, in Puerto Rico we have Kmart and WalMart and both still healty...maybe is the Per capita income of Puerto Rico is higest than your hometown.. Remember we are a Territory of YOUR country i have my passport my social security like you...sorry i know that hurt you
3. I'm an American, so that means I don't have to learn other languages.




and sadam hussein have weapons of mass distruction
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4. You may not live in a trailer, but the tin roof, one room shanty that you built next to the San Juan city Dump and piled all 12 of your starving children into is nothing to brag about.





nice you accepted your house is a trailer

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#256909 - 07/05/07 10:42 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Here this maybe a little easier to read for the spanglish impaired.


Quote:

No one...only you ...you still reply my post





How could I not when I get gems like this:


Quote:

but the white trash robbers like you, make the kmart's broke more easy, in Puerto Rico we have Kmart and WalMart and both still healty...maybe is the Per capita income of Puerto Rico is higest than your hometown.. Remember we are a Territory of YOUR country i have my passport my social security like you...sorry i know that hurt you





If San Juan is so wealthy, why do you live in a tin roof shanty? Do you have a porn whore work ethic or something? Maybe you should get a job in one those Wal-Marts or Kmarts.

Why don’t you scan the stamps from yours in and post the pics, here is a just a few from my passport, and that was nearly two years ago. You said you don’t live in a “capsule” so you must have so many more than myself.


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and sadam hussein have weapons of mass distruction






I know he did, that’s what chemical weapons are.


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If you see what me and my family have here you gone to eat all the shit that you talk(only i tell you is my mom have a 2007 BMW 335i and my dad a 2007 lincon navigator)





[PR Borat]You family afford nice car cause you sister give best sex in mouth in all San Juan. [/PR Boat]

Those cars were all stolen and then smuggled in from the US, just like the rest of Latin America. I prefer custom cars anyway. If you had said you had something from Troy Trepanier, I might have been impressed, but BMWs or Lincolns, meh.


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but nice you accepted your house is a trailer





The only thing I have accepted is that you dig in the trash to feed your family.

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#256910 - 07/05/07 11:40 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Why don’t you scan the stamps from yours in and post the pics, here is a just a few from my passport, and that was nearly two years ago. You said you don’t live in a “capsule” so you must have so many more than myself.






after looking your passport: i didnt know you are John T Bone. how many underage asian ladyboys fucked your ass??, because thats the only reason that you travel the world?


i show you a bite(only a few,i dont going to give to much info....you are a kind of timothy mcveigh) of my passport for close your asian teen molester repugnant mouth




........get out of here, your pals of Minutemen group are waiting for your in the RV, tonight is your turn of ass pounding

****deleted, i make h2shit eat his shit words****

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#256911 - 07/06/07 12:19 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Lol, just what I thought, a punk out. Maybe when you talk shit you should do little research first. I have been more places on this earth than you have seen in movies.

Oh yeah, Saudi Arabia is just a hot bed for sex tourists.

Let's be honest and face reality though, the only one doing any anal while traveling is you, when the TSA does a full body cavity search on you everytime you enter the US, to make sure you're not smuggling something in for your northern brothers.



word.

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#256912 - 07/06/07 12:55 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
if you really know stamps you can see the UK stamp its only a bite i dont gone show all my stamps to you.

Oh yes, i see you visited south africa to get ass drilled by a mandingo wild tribe.

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#256913 - 07/06/07 03:33 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Quote:

........get out of here, your pals of Minutemen group are waiting for your in the RV, tonight is your turn of ass pounding



This is too funny. Thanks for the new sig El G.
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#256914 - 07/06/07 09:36 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

if you really know stamps you can see the UK stamp its only a bite i dont gone show all my stamps to you.

Oh yes, i see you visited south africa to get ass drilled by a mandingo wild tribe.





Ha, liar, you've never been anywhere. England? I somehow get the impression they didn't nderstand your english either.

If you look at my Malaysian stamps you'll see I have spent 4 months there, in one year. Let's be truthful here the only place you've ever spent 4 months at was in a San Juan city jail cell, loser.

I also went to Puerto Rico, one time, to kick a Ladyboy in the balls, but your sister said you were busy. It was OK she does very good sex in mouth.

P. S. only a Puerto Rican idiot would fuck anyone from sub Saharan Africa.

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#256915 - 07/06/07 09:53 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
SpongeBub Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
Jesus christ, I start a thread about my hard drive crashing and you two inbred idiots turn it into a personal pissing contest that runs 2.5 pages. Typical XPT bullshit. There should be some kind of a test that proves one has even average intelligence before they are allowed to post on this board but of course, there would hardly be anyone here at all.

It's clear you two want to fuck each other, so just meet up and do it already. Leave the rest of us alone.

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#256916 - 07/06/07 10:00 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

Jesus christ, I start a thread about my hard drive crashing and you two inbred idiots turn it into a personal pissing contest that runs 2.5 pages. Typical XPT bullshit. There should be some kind of a test that proves one has even average intelligence before they are allowed to post on this board but of course, there would hardly be anyone here at all.

It's clear you two want to fuck each other, so just meet up and do it already. Leave the rest of us alone.





Like you would be posting here either cum sucker. I am not the idiot crying about a cheap $40 hard drive. Porn is cheap and everything you want is out there if you're not too stupid to know where to look.

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#256917 - 07/06/07 10:27 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Jesus christ, I start a thread about my hard drive crashing and you two inbred idiots turn it into a personal pissing contest that runs 2.5 pages. Typical XPT bullshit. There should be some kind of a test that proves one has even average intelligence before they are allowed to post on this board but of course, there would hardly be anyone here at all.

It's clear you two want to fuck each other, so just meet up and do it already. Leave the rest of us alone.





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#256918 - 07/06/07 10:44 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
unclear on the concept.
Quote:

Jesus christ, I start a thread about my hard drive crashing and you two inbred idiots turn it into a personal pissing contest that runs 2.5 pages. Typical XPT bullshit. There should be some kind of a test that proves one has even average intelligence before they are allowed to post on this board but of course, there would hardly be anyone here at all.

It's clear you two want to fuck each other, so just meet up and do it already. Leave the rest of us alone.



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#256919 - 07/06/07 10:59 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
Quote:

Jesus christ, I start a thread about my hard drive crashing and you two inbred idiots turn it into a personal pissing contest that runs 2.5 pages. Typical XPT bullshit. There should be some kind of a test that proves one has even average intelligence before they are allowed to post on this board but of course, there would hardly be anyone here at all.

It's clear you two want to fuck each other, so just meet up and do it already. Leave the rest of us alone.




My friend, it's XPT. It's the Monkey Cage...no thread stays on track, everything gets hijacked. Learn to live with it.
/s/ smug asshole

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#256920 - 07/06/07 11:34 AM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
*L*G* Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
Quote:

Jesus christ, I start a thread about my hard drive crashing and you two inbred idiots turn it into a personal pissing contest that runs 2.5 pages. Typical XPT bullshit. There should be some kind of a test that proves one has even average intelligence before they are allowed to post on this board but of course, there would hardly be anyone here at all.

It's clear you two want to fuck each other, so just meet up and do it already. Leave the rest of us alone.





h2shit and i have knifefight permit in xpt so fuck your fucking geek mouth and run to circuit city with your soccer mom to buy a HD

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#256921 - 07/06/07 12:08 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

Jesus christ, I start a thread about my hard drive crashing and you two inbred idiots turn it into a personal pissing contest that runs 2.5 pages. Typical XPT bullshit. There should be some kind of a test that proves one has even average intelligence before they are allowed to post on this board but of course, there would hardly be anyone here at all.

It's clear you two want to fuck each other, so just meet up and do it already. Leave the rest of us alone.




Who do you mean by "us," huckleberry?

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h2shit and i have knifefight permit in xpt so fuck your fucking geek mouth and run to circuit city with your soccer mom to buy a HD




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#256922 - 07/06/07 12:08 PM Re: I'm in shock - my porn drive crashed today!
SpongeBub Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
But I thought arguing on the intarwebs only proved you were retarded. And my mom never played soccer, thank you very much.

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