OMFG, my 100GB drive full of the absolute best of the best porn ever has crashed today and I have no backup. Years of careful collecting and pruning lost to the ages. Never again will I watch Taylor Rain fucking two dudes (without anal!!). I had the only Lana Sky scene ever made that was actually watchable, where she almost looked human. Send me your prayers, as there will be some mighty sad days ahead.

Don't let this happen to you. Burn the best stuff to DVD now. If only I had...