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#256820 - 07/03/07 01:05 PM Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
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Ambush a trannie and insert an improvised explosive device up its ass, unless you can afford the real stuff like moi...happy independence day my friends.





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#256821 - 07/03/07 01:16 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then...



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#256822 - 07/03/07 01:35 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
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Registered: 02/04/05
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#256823 - 07/03/07 04:01 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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Ambush a trannie and insert an improvised explosive device up its ass, unless you can afford the real stuff like moi...happy independence day my friends.









db you like the cripple version of bruce willis.

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#256824 - 07/03/07 05:02 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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#256825 - 07/03/07 05:51 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Hope you have a better one. I have to work.

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#256826 - 07/03/07 06:10 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
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#256827 - 07/03/07 06:34 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
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can i go pop firecrackers at your crib? perhaps you can share some your wealth?

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#256828 - 07/03/07 06:41 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
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Registered: 01/12/05
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Loc: The Children's Limbo
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Sometimes that shark he looks right into ya. Right into your eyes. And, you know, the thing about a shark... he's got lifeless eyes. Black eyes. Like a doll's eyes. When he comes at ya, doesn't seem to be living... until he bites ya, and those black eyes roll over white and then...







"I let go of her and started swimming up to the surface when suddenly the male came shooting up from the ocean floor I did not even see him under me I guess that’s why they're are so good at catching there food they are great ambush predators but this one was just having a bit of fun with me as he came around and stopped next to me I said to him " Hay you cheeky little bugger you scared me a bit there " then he rubbed his head across my cheek I guess to say" sorry " I said back to him " its ok " and gave him a nice pat of head and a belly rub.

As I was rubbing his belly I see him start to get aroused so I decided to give the male some special treatment as well so I slide down his belly and wrapped my legs around him the same way as I did with the female and start to jerk him off a little bit just to get him a bit bigger and in no time he was almost fully aroused about 13in long and 2.5in round perfect for sucking on so I start going up and down on his clasper I never done this before and he seamed to be enjoying him self as I was working on him for a few minutes but then I had enough of that I wanted him inside me I wanted to feel his awesome power so I moved up his body and held on to his fins and wrapped my legs around him as much as I could and pulled myself as close to him as I could get to make it easy for him to find his mark."
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#256829 - 07/03/07 06:57 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
sorry about my scanner skillz



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#256830 - 07/03/07 07:01 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
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#256831 - 07/03/07 07:06 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
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sorry about my scanner skillz






DAMN! It's been a long time since I've seen anything like that. Rock on.

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#256832 - 07/03/07 07:24 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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sorry about my scanner skillz






YAY BABY did you grow them yourself, I need to buy me some spores, it's such a bitch to grow them though!
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#256833 - 07/03/07 08:40 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
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Registered: 05/08/07
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sorry about my scanner skillz






That's absolutely beautiful.


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#256834 - 07/03/07 09:33 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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I lost track of this thread. (Imagine that). Some of those stems have the slightest tinge of what looks like mold. I wonder if having a fungus on your fungi is bad? Anyone know definitively?

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#256835 - 07/03/07 09:47 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
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cute pic.
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#256836 - 07/03/07 09:49 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
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Unless that's a jockey's cap he's wearing backwards there is nothing cute about that picture.

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#256837 - 07/03/07 09:51 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
meh, he's got a cute twinkle-in-the-eye thing goin' on.
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#256838 - 07/03/07 09:52 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
at first glance I thought he was wearing a do-rag(sp?) and had his lip pierced
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#256839 - 07/03/07 09:56 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
there's no twinkle in the eye there. See shark-eye post above.

Gigi your taste in men rivals Hailey Pages.

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#256840 - 07/03/07 10:10 PM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Eminence Front Offline
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Registered: 07/14/06
Posts: 775
Loc: Hollywood, CA
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I lost track of this thread. (Imagine that). Some of those stems have the slightest tinge of what looks like mold. I wonder if having a fungus on your fungi is bad? Anyone know definitively?




Oh that sucks, I wouldn't eat them them. Figuring when you grow them you have to take real care of no impurities, everyone I know has said never eat old/bad shrooms --> sick city.
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#256841 - 07/04/07 05:05 AM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Stevie Why Offline
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Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
Why is it that my drugs always look so much better than the ones pictured on web boards?

A slight amount of white or blue mold on your mushrooms should be fine; I've done them a few times with slight mold spots on them with no problem (it *should* just be a common bread mold, and while a fungi, its a totally different type than mushrooms). The mold would decay the mushroom away if it were simply picked; its part of the natural process of decomposition. Just make sure they're completely dry and the mold on them is not growing in size or too large; as long as the shrooms have been properly dried and stored you should be fine. If they're wet or damp then shit can them.
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#256842 - 07/04/07 07:35 AM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Thanks for the reply Stevie. Everything's dry and firm, not damp at all.

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#256843 - 07/04/07 08:26 AM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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You are the only one with a clue dude....the only one...
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#256844 - 07/04/07 08:28 AM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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While you art skills yield even to my 5 year old nephew, I give you an A for intent....if you had added "Motherfucker" after yippy ky yay, I'd make this my new avatar
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#256845 - 07/04/07 08:33 AM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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Unless that's a jockey's cap he's wearing backwards there is nothing cute about that picture.





Oh wait, lemme go get my Stars n' Bars and put on my butternut 9th Virginia battle cap and Stonewall jackson beard, would that be cute enuff for you? Afterall I am here to please ya know.....


Seriously, if I wanted to be cute I'd have my .45 Thompson firing full auto at 3 or 4 large watermellons, but I cant afford another running battle with a federal govt dept, not since my last visit to the IRS office in San Jose....
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#256846 - 07/04/07 08:53 AM Re: Have a Bang this 4th everyone
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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Oh wait, lemme go get my Stars n' Bars and put on my butternut 9th Virginia battle cap and Stonewall jackson beard, would that be cute enuff for you?




Salute:

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