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#256806 - 07/03/07 12:25 PM Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, dawg.
Bornyo Offline
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Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
from lukeford.com

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WE TOOK HIS WEB SITE...NOW, LET'S TAKE THE WOMAN HE LOVES!






Fayner Posts: I got nothing against TheRealLukeFord. He's a nice enough chap. A bit TOO interested at times, and despite being a FAKE Jew, I thoroughly love TheRealLukeFord.

I still wanna crush him, though. We all do. It's just fun.

Fun is when TheRealLukeFord wants to buy back his own web site but has no money.

I want to feel that again.

So I've concluded that my new mission in life now that I'm pretty much sober and normal is to make sweet, passionate love to the woman he loves, Holly Randall.

Sweet, passionate love.

The kind that will make TheRealLukeFord cry for weeks after being told all the dirty details here on Luke's site, LukeFord.com.

It'll be fun. Easy, too, 'cause Holly's a real slut when it comes to getting naked for porno journalists...

Let the games begin.




I think Fayner is too late.

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#256807 - 07/03/07 12:42 PM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, dawg.
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Believe this guy is back on the old crack pipe. Holly wouldn't give the fucking mutant the time of day.
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#256808 - 07/03/07 01:03 PM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, dawg.
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I seem to recall reading that Holly prefers men who still have all their teeth. And don't look like Skelator.

I think Fayner's finally snapping under the torment of of watching TMFR and Keith together. Luke should sieze this opportunity to really get Fayner by snagging Taylor for himself. Which, as everyone knows, is easilly acomplished with a big bag of weed. That should send Fayner into the final downward spiral Luke would need to finally buy back Lukeford.com, since, without Fayner, they'd have nobody writing it.

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#256809 - 07/03/07 01:33 PM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, dawg.
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Duke, my long-standing offer of free legal advice from a trademark attorney at Dorsey & Whitney still stands. My friend can rack up more in legal fees in one day than Scott makes in a month.

When he gets through with Fayner and that chair-shitting skank he continues to scribble for, Scott won't have a crack pipe to his name.

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#256810 - 07/03/07 02:17 PM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Holly, I'd avoid wearing anything flammable next time you're out near TMFR or Faylure. They'll only try to smoke you.
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#256811 - 07/03/07 04:18 PM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
AHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I actually like Fayner, he makes me laugh. But how many times do I have to repeat that I am now a celibate nun?
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#256812 - 07/03/07 04:34 PM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
JRV Offline
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Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I actually like Fayner, he makes me laugh.




It's called a contact high, probably from the fumes.
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#256813 - 07/03/07 04:51 PM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
Monstar Offline
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Registered: 03/28/04
Posts: 4450
Loc: The Planet Houston
'sides...if there is to be a porn blogger whose wily charms miss holly would succumb to, i think it me.

LOL
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#256814 - 07/04/07 09:48 AM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Alex, 'bloggers' write material and generate comments. All due respect, you're just slapping press releases up there.

Come on, dude. Float some opinions and stir some shit. You know Holly likes contentious guys with a dangerous edge. Like Luke.
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#256815 - 07/04/07 10:41 PM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
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Registered: 05/31/03
Posts: 2211
Loc: TX
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I actually like Fayner, he makes me laugh. But how many times do I have to repeat that I am now a celibate nun?




As many times until you believe it even when you're in reverse pile driver.
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#256816 - 07/06/07 11:23 AM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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AHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I actually like Fayner, he makes me laugh. But how many times do I have to repeat that I am now a celibate nun?





This makes me sad, such that I weep profusely at the thought of Holly reading all by herself with a SINGLE cup of Tazo Tea, with no smart/sensitive/funny/handsome man on four wheels sitting next to her, challenging her formidable mind with Literary quotes and trivia while trying to see if She will allow his strong-yet sensitive hands to massage her garden weary feet.....
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#256817 - 07/06/07 01:33 PM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
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Registered: 08/05/05
Posts: 2116
Loc: Faber College
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But how many times do I have to repeat that I am now a celibate nun?








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#256818 - 07/06/07 08:14 PM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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Quote:

AHAHAHAHAHAHA.... I actually like Fayner, he makes me laugh. But how many times do I have to repeat that I am now a celibate nun?





This makes me sad, such that I weep profusely at the thought of Holly reading all by herself with a SINGLE cup of Tazo Tea, with no smart/sensitive/funny/handsome man on four wheels sitting next to her, challenging her formidable mind with Literary quotes and trivia while trying to see if She will allow his strong-yet sensitive hands to massage her garden weary feet.....




How did you know I like Tazo tea? The passion tea is my favorite... that's pretty much my most exciting drink these days.
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#256819 - 07/07/07 12:49 AM Re: Fayner and Taylor Rain want Holly Randall, daw
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
Quote:


How did you know I like Tazo tea? The passion tea is my favorite... that's pretty much my most exciting drink these days.




He went through your garbage last time he was out on the West Coast.

Personally, I'm working my way through a selection of Twinings Green Teas at the moment. Full of wonderful antioxidants.

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