I seem to recall reading that Holly prefers men who still have all their teeth. And don't look like Skelator.

I think Fayner's finally snapping under the torment of of watching TMFR and Keith together. Luke should sieze this opportunity to really get Fayner by snagging Taylor for himself. Which, as everyone knows, is easilly acomplished with a big bag of weed. That should send Fayner into the final downward spiral Luke would need to finally buy back Lukeford.com, since, without Fayner, they'd have nobody writing it.