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#25648 - 05/10/04 10:29 AM
Fucked throats, ruined lives
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
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Gag Factor lays waste to the lives of nearly every girl who signs up. A few escape unscathed, namely those women who keep enough wits about them to refuse to turn their heads upsidedown in their scenes. These fortunates know that turning their head upsidedown turns it into something else entirely, something iconic, something awful. Getting gagged with cock rightside up is to getting gagged with cock upsidedown as getting an appendectomy in a hospital is too being Jewish and getting an appendectomy in a Nazi Concentration Camp during WWII. The upsidedown gagger, like the Jew, is sacrificed and destroyed by abject perversity under false pretenses (just a "rough blow job", healthcare). The Jew went in with appendicitis and came out with several vertebrae missing and their large intestines mounted on the outside of their body. Likewise the upsidedown gagger went in with delusions porn stardom, mutual envelope pushing and sexual exploration, but came out with crushing regret realizing too late they've just been reduced to a prop in a grotesque tableaux of sexual transgression, degraded, humiliated, those horrible sounds and images replacing their humanity as the play on forever in the ether. If you see what I mean. That's what Gag Factor is all about. These upsidedown women are not participants. They are objects. But objects with feelings, that's important. Because we the viewers want to see their eyes glaze over in mid-scene with a "What the fuck am I doing?"-look. We need to see that. That's where the thrill is. That's the purpose of Gag Factor. It's not an "All Oral" line. That the mechanics of oral sex are employed is just incidental. It's an "All Degradation" line. Women talk with their mouths, share their thoughts and feelings and hopes. But not with a mercilessly pistoning penis in them they don't. And certainly not with their heads UPSIDEDOWN!!!! UPSIDEDOWN!!! SUBVERTED!!! SUBVERSION!!! UPSIDEDOWN!!! "Glubglubglubglub! **cough!**gag**hack**glubglubglub!!! Aha! I can't breathe!! Glubglubglub" (snotbubbles, eyes glued shut, hair matted). P.S. One other thing. My ADD and years of alcohol abuse preclude me from following through with any ideas or even developing them beyond the purely nebulous, but JM I offer this: How about a series that capitalizes on the HIV outbreak. One that features totally safe sex but has the usual level of JM whore degradation and humiliation. Perhaps Gag Factor applies, but I'm not up on the transmission of HIV and open mouth sores. Anyway, the tagline for such a series could be something like "All the safety our performers need, and all the degradation they deserve". Something like that, only better. I can't think about this one any longer. P.S.S. And for all those picking on Kami's forehead I have two words: Crystal Wilder.
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#25652 - 05/10/04 11:01 AM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
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I can picture it now. The year is 1978. little simp just got off the school bus..the short one. He runs in the door to his parents room to show his mom the c- he recieved on his math test. He is carrying his dukes of hazzard lunch box in one hand and the test in the other. Holy shit! He runs in to find his mom with the mailmans 8 inch cock burried in his moms mouth. Holy shit simp pops his first boner! holy shit he drops the lunch pale in awe. This leads to a life of gag infatuation and constant posts on message boards about this nasty fetish of his.
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#25653 - 05/10/04 11:56 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 04/26/03
Posts: 441
Loc: WHYWHYWHYWHY?!!!!!!
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Fuck your couch nigga
"Buy another one, you rich muthafucka!...They shoulda never gave you niggers money!"
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#25654 - 05/10/04 01:32 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/25/04
Posts: 107
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Fuck your couch nigga
"Buy another one, you rich muthafucka!...They shoulda never gave you niggers money!"
better then giving it to white trash like you
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#25655 - 05/10/04 01:32 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 03/11/04
Posts: 35
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simp, how long does it take you to come up with these ridiculous posts? you're just a consumer. you have no clue what happens behind the scenes so don't judge with stupid ass posts. the only reason you post in the first place it to get a response from the few other perverts on this board
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#25657 - 05/10/04 02:09 PM
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Pervert
Registered: 04/21/04
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At the risk of stating the obvious, his posts are meant to be tongue in cheek. I think they're hysterical.
More like cock in throat. GAG, CHOKE, PLHEM, EWWWWWWWWW.
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#25658 - 05/10/04 04:03 PM
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Whoremaster
Registered: 01/25/04
Posts: 2742
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I find simp wildly entertaining, but then again it's really hard for me to grasp basic concepts
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#25659 - 05/10/04 04:17 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/25/04
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I think they're hysterical.
you must write for pauly shore
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#25661 - 05/10/04 07:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/03/03
Posts: 5849
Loc: TX, USA
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simp's post in the thread It is terrible, what's happening in porn is hilarious.
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"If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#25662 - 05/11/04 02:29 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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I think they're hysterical.
you must write for pauly shore
Actually he writes for that absolute standard of "canadian culture" the TV show "Trailer Park Boys"
And lay off simp he rules.
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#25664 - 05/11/04 09:15 AM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/25/04
Posts: 107
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I think they're hysterical.
you must write for pauly shore
Actually he writes for that absolute standard of "canadian culture" the TV show "Trailer Park Boys"
And lay off simp he rules.
if he wrote for the trailer park boys he would be funny. sadly...not
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#25665 - 05/11/04 09:46 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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if he wrote for the trailer park boys he would be funny. sadly...not
You wouldn't know one way or the other...eh
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#25666 - 05/11/04 12:58 PM
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 04/25/04
Posts: 107
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if he wrote for the trailer park boys he would be funny. sadly...not
You wouldn't know one way or the other...eh
i guess that makes two of us then
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