Welcome back, Luke, we've missed you. The old throw-caution-to-the-wind, the-hell-with-fact-checking you, that is. Photos schmotos, this is the good stuff. We eagerly await your return to greatness. Now tell us about Holly's vagina and butthole and all will be forgiven.

BTW, isn't Wanker Wang the guy who was scared to "come out" to his mommy about being in porn? Pistol-whipping and kidnapping women is wrong on every level, but at least he's grown a pair.