I can picture it now. The year is 1978. little simp just got off the school bus..the short one. He runs in the door to his parents room to show his mom the c- he recieved on his math test. He is carrying his dukes of hazzard lunch box in one hand and the test in the other. Holy shit! He runs in to find his mom with the mailmans 8 inch cock burried in his moms mouth. Holy shit simp pops his first boner! holy shit he drops the lunch pale in awe. This leads to a life of gag infatuation and constant posts on message boards about this nasty fetish of his.