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I wanted to ask Shane why Matt Zane punked out on sending me the Witches Sabbath.




Co-sign...I too have yet to receive my promised screener, and believe it or not I would have given it an absolutely unbiased review as well.

However, in the fullness of time, I have come to realise that guys jizzing over a bust of Jesus is totally . I don't care about the religious implications...if you want to do something like that, use a bust of the Virgin Mary. She, at least, is a chick. Jesus is a dude. A bust of Jesus is an artificial approximation of a male's face, just like those dildos and strap-ons that Kurt Lockwood takes up his ass when he is being comfortable with his sexuality are artificial approximations of a male's genitals, thus it's .

Fact: If a guy that busts a nut on another guy's face, it's . Therefore, if a guy busts a nut on a sculpture of a guy's face, it is, by extension, . And that goes double for Lockwood getting artificial cocks jammed up his butthole.

Truth be told, Smut, I think you and I have thankfully dodged the bullet on this one...