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#25586 - 05/10/04 05:36 AM The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	This is the new smelly monkey, i have been told that i have scared off some porn whores, so here is a post that i like to say i am sorry and i now have strict guidelines to not come within 15 posts of any fan friendly porn whores and i will follow these rules to make everyone happy. Puppies and kittens for all love the new and not really improved monkey _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#25587 - 05/10/04 06:22 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	you were never that bad, for the record i stopped posting b4 cause of outsider. in fact you have a huge inflence on the board. Jeff Mike posted I was a big foreheaded retarded dyke.
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#25588 - 05/10/04 06:49 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Lurid1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 494 Loc: interzone	Quote: you were never that bad, for the record i stopped posting b4 cause of outsider. in fact you have a huge inflence on the board. Jeff Mike posted I was a big foreheaded retarded dyke. Kami are you on krack? the stunky monkey brought up your forehead first i think.
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#25589 - 05/10/04 07:10 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: Jeff Mike posted I was a big foreheaded retarded dyke. I said that?Man im cool. _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#25590 - 05/10/04 07:15 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	yes he did thats my point, his influence runs deep, he mentioned it (no non homo would have even noticed) and Jeff picked it up. foutunatly I have gotten financing for thr forehead reduction surgery and I can get it done for like $385 a month, so at 20 bucks a BJ I can amke my dream a reality.
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#25591 - 05/10/04 07:48 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Lurid1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 494 Loc: interzone	It's not influence, it's pollution, baby. like a cancer... Your forehead isn't that much of an aberration and I usually zero in on everybody's physical flaws for some sick reason.
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#25592 - 05/10/04 08:01 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	oh honestly I dont care about that, my forehead is the least of my flaws, if its not true it doesnt hurt. its when people point out the real shit that it stings !
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#25593 - 05/10/04 08:11 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
PHATBOY Internet Tough Guy Registered: 06/02/03 Posts: 764	Quote: at 20 bucks a BJ I can amke my dream a reality. Do you accept rolled coins? PHATBOY
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#25594 - 05/10/04 08:13 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	wow! you would roll them for me
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#25595 - 05/10/04 08:19 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
PHATBOY Internet Tough Guy Registered: 06/02/03 Posts: 764	Kami, I think you should charge by the inch for B.J.s that way I could afford one every night at about $4 a pop! Waddya say?
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#25596 - 05/10/04 09:09 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	well you would get the board discount anyway
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#25597 - 05/10/04 09:53 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Kami are you on krack? the stunky monkey brought up your forehead first i think. I like Kami's crack. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#25598 - 05/10/04 10:15 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Red Light Misfit Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 848	Board discount? There's a concept I like.
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#25599 - 05/10/04 10:46 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	Here's an idea: Board Bukkake starring Kami! _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#25600 - 05/10/04 11:39 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	we could shoot it at next years avn awards
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#25601 - 05/10/04 01:57 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: you were never that bad, for the record i stopped posting b4 cause of outsider. in fact you have a huge inflence on the board. Jeff Mike posted I was a big foreheaded retarded dyke. Thanks Kami. I didn't understand it either. I never thought i was taken so seriously that porn whores would leave. I thought the only porner that i went after was sammura and that wasn't exactly a one way argument. (shivers at the thought of sammura again). It was me who brought up the forehead but i meant it with much love. I am going to these new aged breathing classes and the class' teacher and my personal spiritual guidance leader "river runs through it" has taught me that by breathing in and holding it for 10 seconds then exhaling slowly and repeating that for 2 and a half hours daily can add an extra 37 days to my life. But i only realized that the extra 37 days would be when im really old and no one wants to live past a certain age, im torn any help?. I have had the william hung cd for a while now, so much talent in such a small asian body. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#25602 - 05/10/04 02:14 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Lurid1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 494 Loc: interzone	Dickhead Monkey has got a selective memory. Fuckface Monkey chased away Angelica Knight & also went after Claire James. Kami must be going nuts in that basement of hers or she figures it's better to befriend stunky monkey then be a target...whoa! (monkey frowns)
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#25603 - 05/10/04 04:02 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	no I remember he went after me to, i just dont care all that much
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#25604 - 05/10/04 04:17 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Angelica Knight didn't leave because of me. If you care to check so actually began to like me, i think she began to get jadded about porn itself rather then me. Claire james was a nutter well before i came onto the scene and was having problems in her real life and was selling her site around the time she left, all non monkey related. It means a lot to me that i had that kind of effect on lurid maybe one day it could lead to something. Who knows, if he decides to become a born again christian like myself we can make it official if the government will allow us. I am fighting the fight that brandon irons is fighting and we will have our day. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#25605 - 05/10/04 06:52 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Lurid1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 494 Loc: interzone	excuses, excuses... everybody's got a fuckin' excuse....what kind of effect?
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#25606 - 05/10/04 09:02 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: excuses, excuses... everybody's got a fuckin' excuse....what kind of effect? Lurid, you inflamed ovary. I don't need to explain myself to you. It was more of a stating of the facts for the rest of the board. It amazes me that out of all the people that have been hit by cars and buses throughout time how you have avoid being part of the statistics. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#25607 - 05/11/04 06:19 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	Quote: I am fighting the fight that brandon irons is fighting and we will have our day. Lol _________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#25608 - 05/11/04 06:41 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Lurid1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 494 Loc: interzone	Quote: Quote: excuses, excuses... everybody's got a fuckin' excuse....what kind of effect? Lurid, you inflamed ovary. I don't need to explain myself to you. It was more of a stating of the facts for the rest of the board. It amazes me that out of all the people that have been hit by cars and buses throughout time how you have avoid being part of the statistics. So what if yo were hit by a bus? You think that gives you a free ticket to be a dick?? Btw, what facts? More like selective memory. Don't fib & act like you were a saint, you shit heap.
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#25609 - 05/11/04 08:50 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
sammura Bukkake Boy Registered: 09/03/03 Posts: 746	fuck you monkey shit. where you been? waiting for your test results to come back from all those"A" list porn stars ass you been fucking so they ca get some pr on your boring ass rambling shitty ass website? Attachments 22729-dsc07105.jpg (19 downloads) _________________________ porntalk home of the guys who got pushed into lockers in highschool.
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#25610 - 05/11/04 09:06 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	...aaaand they're off! _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#25611 - 05/11/04 02:50 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Oh God. i thought i could smell something a little off when i logged in today. I am not going near that woman. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#25612 - 05/11/04 05:38 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
sammura Bukkake Boy Registered: 09/03/03 Posts: 746	YOUR SMELLING YOUR UPPER LIP FROM SUCKING ASSHOLES INSIDE OUT BITCH! _________________________ porntalk home of the guys who got pushed into lockers in highschool.
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#25613 - 05/11/04 06:11 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	I would love to know how sammura got through her life when monkey was gone. Its amazing. If anyone deserves to be banned it has to be her, she has nothing productive to offer the board and her only purpose for posting here is to try and get it back in the gutter with a useless slugfest with someone far more intelligent and sexy then herself in the monkey. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#25614 - 05/11/04 08:32 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Sergio T. Porn Jesus Registered: 07/20/03 Posts: 5256 Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy	Sammura vs. Smelly Monkey,round 2. _________________________
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#25615 - 05/11/04 10:17 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Sammura vs. Smelly Monkey,round 2. Monkey might need some help first. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#25616 - 05/12/04 06:28 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Jeff Steward Porn Jesus Registered: 04/14/03 Posts: 7408 Loc: JM Productions	_________________________ all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose
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#25617 - 05/12/04 07:45 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
sammura Bukkake Boy Registered: 09/03/03 Posts: 746	what the fuck are you talking about. nobody on here offers anything. i never see any pictures getting posted. all i see on here is guys asking question about whores. don't get mad because you got banned and you got to kiss ass to stay on here.and besides i only talking shit to you. YOU was talking shit to everybody on here. so fuck you up the ass with a rusty pipe bitch! lmao. and "whom ever" thinks what i got to say in boring can kiss my ass too! _________________________ porntalk home of the guys who got pushed into lockers in highschool.
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#25618 - 05/12/04 08:00 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
smutspov Porn Jesus Registered: 10/29/03 Posts: 9489	sammura's right about the lack of pix being posted... it's like a treehouse of geeks on here sometimes... _________________________ "I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman
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#25619 - 05/12/04 01:35 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742
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#25620 - 05/12/04 02:11 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: sammura's right about the lack of pix being posted LOL, because its very hard to find naked pictures of women on the internet as it is, right?. It is hard to find a forum where fans and stars can talk in an uncensored manner (well almost, wink) online. Also kami, i can recognize brandon irons penis out of a lineup, im not gay though, we just fight the same fight. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#25621 - 05/12/04 02:34 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	you scare me monkey
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#25622 - 05/12/04 04:58 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Smelly Monkey Porn Jesus Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 8662 Loc: In a k1ng like state of medioc...	Quote: you scare me monkey Don't worry kami. I scare myself most of the time too. please don't think im gay , its just a brandon irons thing. I'm sure you understand. _________________________ “Jesus said, hey baby, its all good" Wayne Lewis
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#25623 - 05/12/04 05:07 PM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Kami Andrews Whoremaster Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 2742	haha i do understand
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#25624 - 05/13/04 10:15 AM Re: The New Smelly Monkey: message to the whores
Lurid1 AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 494 Loc: interzone	LOL, speaking of geeks, the monkey obviously likes cocks. if it really wants to talk to stars, may I suggest a telescope and a walkie talkie? twinkle(wink) twinkle, I take a tinkle on this loser once again.
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