Our moral leader dragged himself out of the hovel Thursday night to capture more horror, this time at the Penthouse bash. Originals here.

Who knew Sunny Lane was launching her own clothing line?



She's laughing because she took the trouble to dress herself. I think this is Shay, in which case



Is it just me or has someone squashed this chick's face?



"No, you'll ruin the color balance on your camera!"



Despite trying to maintain a professional persona, even Luke can't help the occasional spontaneous erection, as the chick on the right realizes.



I get the feeling Luke promised not to post this shot



Whose idea was it to book Wankus as a stripper?



Did someone ask if they'd just changed their surnames to Long?



You might think this is here for the smoking fetishists. It's not. I get off on her long term self harm.



Did I miss some Night of the Comet deal last night where the whole of LA went color blind except me?



"I like my coffee like my men. Freeze dried"



Old age creeps up on everybody. Just like Cousin Stevie.



This girl is obviously from the future. Her clothes are so out of place, I put her at least 40 years ahead of the other chicks at this party.



"And that's when the President told me I was the only man for the job. Say, do you like Thai food?"



"Wait, I just have to pretend to take this call"



We know what she's thinking. He doesn't.



Ah, now he's having his Icarus moment, as realization dawns and a new hate for Luke is born.

Good work, Conky. The futuristic chick is Bai Ling. Wonder what she was doing there.

Bai Ling is one month of missed rent short of doing American Gokkun.