Har...that rhymes.

It's all gone wrong
For Donny Long.
He's a meth addict
With a tiny schlong.

The whores I see,
They flake on me.
I'm a suitcase pimp
With the hand of a flea.

I signed up these whores
from the Valley's shores,
But "manger"ing them
Is a consuming chore.

I demand a change of pace
To put them in their place.
I'll just snort some crack
And post on MySpace.