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#255090 - 06/27/07 08:11 PM gauge wedding picture
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here's a wedding picture of gauge


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#255091 - 06/27/07 08:15 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Registered: 07/09/06
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She got married in a church? Wearing white? To a guy with a Talibeard?
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#255092 - 06/27/07 08:19 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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she looks adorable. i see a "mena suvari" vibe going on there. :american(beauty)bukkakebanana:
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#255093 - 06/27/07 08:27 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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heres gauge with her mother and sister


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#255094 - 06/27/07 08:33 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Registered: 08/26/03
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I'm surprised at how classy the guy she married.
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#255095 - 06/27/07 08:40 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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heres gauge with her mother and sister




Ahhhh... nothing like sitting on your swing on a warm summers eve, with your mom and sis and fully automatic weapons.

So it is true, she gave up porn to run guns in Honduras!

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#255096 - 06/27/07 08:45 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
K.R Offline
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Isn't she from Arkansas?

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#255097 - 06/27/07 08:45 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
Moxie Offline
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Registered: 06/23/06
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Loc: New York
Holy shit! Gauge married Bornyo! Rednecks unite!
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#255098 - 06/27/07 09:05 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Isn't she from Arkansas?



Yep. Little Rock, I think.
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#255099 - 06/27/07 09:16 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Isn't she from Arkansas?



Yep. Little Rock, I think.




What a shithole that must be.
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#255100 - 06/27/07 10:07 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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she looks different with clothes on
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#255101 - 06/27/07 11:49 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Registered: 10/20/06
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did he fuck her in the ass?

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#255102 - 06/28/07 04:24 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Registered: 05/01/06
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She looks pretty damn young in her wedding pic.....16 maybe?

BTW, pretty damn sure thats the wedding chapel at the amusement park in Branson MO called "Silver Dollar City." I remember seeing that when my parents took me there as a kid.
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#255104 - 06/28/07 08:16 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Holy shit! Gauge married Bornyo! Rednecks unite!




Hey asshair, stop letting your faggy obsessions with me spill into the other forums & threads. You as a moderator and important attorney should know better than that.

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#255105 - 06/28/07 08:40 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Well ZZ Top have certainly lowered their standards.
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#255106 - 06/28/07 09:07 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Well ZZ Top have certainly lowered their standards.




Everygirl's crazy for a sharp dressed man.

Here's a picture of her Wedding Ring

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#255107 - 06/28/07 09:09 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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I think he'll need to get that sized down.

A lot.
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#255108 - 06/28/07 09:26 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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"like throwing a hot dog down a hallway" my pappy use to say.

do you think she has to sit on a banana seat when she rides a bike, so she doesn't just slide down onto the pole??


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#255109 - 06/28/07 09:49 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Quote:

Holy shit! Gauge married Bornyo! Rednecks unite!




Hey asshair, stop letting your faggy obsessions with me spill into the other forums & threads. You as a moderator and important attorney should know better than that.




Since your begging so nicely I will leave you alone.
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#255110 - 06/28/07 10:12 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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I'm just guessing, but it appears like that wedding pic was pre-porn.
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#255111 - 06/28/07 10:20 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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What time is the Civil War reenactment starting at?

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#255112 - 06/28/07 10:30 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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What time is the Civil War reenactment starting at?






I'm thinking in the next shot, he's pushing on the top of her head.
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#255113 - 06/28/07 10:35 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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What time is the Civil War reenactment starting at?






I'm thinking in the next shot, he's pushing on the top of her head.




Why does he have a merkin on his face?
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#255114 - 06/28/07 01:28 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Nice corsage. Is that a cactus or some kind of thistle? Was Colonel Sanders in charge of the catering?
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#255115 - 06/28/07 02:02 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Someone on Luke's site said those pix are over a year old however he admitted he is too lame to register here to point it out.
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#255116 - 06/28/07 02:21 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Someone on Luke's site said those pix are over a year old however he admitted he is too lame to register here to point it out.




I'm too lame (and lazy) to register at Luke's site so it's an even trade.
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#255117 - 06/28/07 02:54 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Someone on Luke's site said those pix are over a year old however he admitted he is too lame to register here to point it out.




A year old, huh? Does that mean there are pics from the divorce?
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#255118 - 06/28/07 04:54 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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The wedding picture is nice. He looks like a musician, roadie or satanic preacher. i can't decide.

The three girls on a swing toting guns picture however is a tad freaky.
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#255119 - 06/28/07 05:19 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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What is she doing with her hand in that photo?
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#255120 - 06/28/07 07:03 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Was Daisy Duxx the maid of honor?

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#255121 - 06/28/07 07:19 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Loc: New York
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AdultFYI.com has learned that Jason carried a holstered 44 Magnum on his waist during the ceremony in the tradition of an old Western style wedding and that the day and event went without a hitch. There are unconfirmed reports that Gauge and Jason were the only people in attendence with all their teeth, as always, AdultFYI will keep you updated as dental records are presented.
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Aqui
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#255122 - 06/28/07 07:34 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Why is Guage standing far from him and way leaned over and her head still comes up to his shoulder after all that croutching? Like how short is this dude?
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#255123 - 06/28/07 07:45 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Why is Guage standing far from him and way leaned over and her head still comes up to his shoulder after all that croutching? Like how short is this dude?


good point, especially considering gauge is 4'9".
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#255124 - 06/28/07 07:53 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Quote:

Quote:

Why is Guage standing far from him and way leaned over and her head still comes up to his shoulder after all that croutching? Like how short is this dude?


good point, especially considering gauge is 4'9".




It runs in the guy's family. His Grand-Pappy was Yosemete Sam.

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#255125 - 06/28/07 08:13 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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you'd think they would finish building the church before they started hosting weddings




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#255126 - 06/28/07 08:29 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Quote:

Someone on Luke's site said those pix are over a year old however he admitted he is too lame to register here to point it out.




I'm too lame (and lazy) to register at Luke's site so it's an even trade.




I just saw one too many Jesus stories at Luke's site and snapped. I've registered to combat the forces of good.
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#255127 - 06/28/07 08:39 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Vin, never doubt that WE'RE the forces of good. It's the Jesus freaks that are evil. Falwell? Shelley Lubben? Jimmy Swaggart? It's getting so you can't walk down the street without tripping over a Bible.

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#255128 - 06/29/07 07:54 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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you'd think they would finish building the church before they started hosting weddings




Rebuilding after last week's tornado.

The newlyweds' double-wide was also flipped on its side.
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#255129 - 11/18/07 10:40 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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bump

gauge was reading this on the "who's online" page.
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#255130 - 11/19/07 09:08 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Registered: 12/02/05
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AWWW she looks so happy on her wedding day. She looks even happier with a few dicks in her mouth. I me some love gauge





I wonder if her loving husband knew about all the dick she took??







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#255131 - 11/19/07 09:15 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
Skip Althoff Offline
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Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Love the purple stockings and the coffee can sized butthole. What flick was this from ??

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#255132 - 11/20/07 08:36 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Registered: 03/26/07
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Loc: do you really care?
she kinda looks like that uber christian chick who sings for flyleaf. makes her more strokeworthy because than i can envision violating an uptight christian cunt.
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#255133 - 11/21/07 12:20 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Registered: 03/13/04
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Love the purple stockings and the coffee can sized butthole. What flick was this from ??




The pics are from Weapons of Ass Destruction 2, I think.

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#255134 - 11/21/07 01:16 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
Skip Althoff Offline
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Registered: 07/19/07
Posts: 470
Loc: NY
Thanks JR. I knew she did a good scene once with Brandon once and really pounded her asshole beyond recognition. Possible it's the flick entitled Gauge vs Aurora Snow from a ways back. Gauge does it all, hope her dipshit hubby appreciates it.

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#255135 - 11/21/07 01:32 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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HI Guys, Wanted to update you on Gauge. She hasn't made a movie since the AIDS scare. She is only making videos for her site I Love Gauge .com, She also feature dances around the country. She and Jason got married over a year ago, although they had been together for several years before that. They are very happy and in love. They live on 30 acres in Arkansas with their pit bulls and their AK47's. They are going to be one of the couples I talk about in my book Real Life XXX Love Stories. (shameless plug)
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#255136 - 11/22/07 02:45 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
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They live on 30 acres in Arkansas with their pit bulls and their AK47's.



Why the fuck would anyone need more than one AK-47 or one in general? Crazy rednecks.
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#255137 - 11/22/07 02:54 PM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Registered: 11/07/07
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If you live in a place like Arkansas, you never know when the aliens might be comin' by abductin'.

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#255138 - 11/23/07 07:08 AM Re: gauge wedding picture
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 204
What day of the week are they holding their dog fights?

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