I went in to AIM a few weeks ago and finally caved in...
I purchased and went through the "STD EVERYTHING" test (with the extra PCR option). It was the first time I'd been tested for herpes (and syphilis) and given all the infected porn whores out there, figured I picked it up somewhere. It ran $300 too.
After three of the most worrisome days I've had in a while, I got the results back...
And its all clean!! I ain'ts infected yet whores!