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#254688 - 06/26/07 01:54 PM
Sal McVey is real and he was just in my office...
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
Posts: 2458
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#254690 - 06/26/07 02:07 PM
Re: Sal McVey is real and he was just in my office
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
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did you give him any JM clothing like the anabolic hat that makes him a "porn insider"? or do you think he bought the hat himself?
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#254691 - 06/26/07 02:17 PM
Re: Sal McVey is real and he was just in my office
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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To how many people do you think he's claimed himself as owner of Anabolic? No doubt the dude took 200 phone pics of himself doing Tawny Kitain/Whitesnake cartwheels on the Bentleys in the prkg lot.
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#254694 - 06/26/07 03:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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You ask me, those pictures just look like Anjelica adopted a slightly challenged Filipino kid and she forces him to wash her intimate areas.
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#254695 - 06/26/07 03:43 PM
Re: Sal McVey is real and he was just in my office
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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just. awesome.
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#254696 - 06/26/07 03:53 PM
Re: Sal McVey is real and he was just in my office
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 10/04/05
Posts: 900
Loc: Dallas, TX
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Man I love that chick. She rocks that slum gold dollar sign around her neck because she's says she's all about the money. Calls herself the #1 lover. Heavy makeup, open toe gold kicks, big 80's hair.
When she talks it's all ho speak. You can tell she's been hanging with real life pimps. Please tell me you're going to put her in a movie. AL's the most!
Very Tina Marie like
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#254698 - 06/26/07 04:22 PM
Re: Sal McVey is real and he was just in my office
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Human Garbage
Registered: 05/08/07
Posts: 1681
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Oh my. He When I was in high school I used to do one-on-one community work with this Mexican kid who had Down's Syndrome. He looked just like that dude Sal.
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#254702 - 06/26/07 05:02 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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Sal McVey reminds me of a young version of that dude that was ass-raped by the mountain people in that classic movie "Deliverance" .... only Sal he wears imitation Gucci shades.
"Squeal like a pig, bitch!"
That was Ned Beatty.
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#254704 - 06/26/07 07:36 PM
Re: Sal McVey is real and he was just in my office
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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WHO INVENTED THIS GUY I NEED TO KNOW, WHERE ARE HIS PARENTS, DID HE PLAY KICKBALL WITH THE GIRLS DURING RECESS IN GRADE SCHOOL CUZ THE GUYS WOULDNT LET HIM PLAY NERF FOOTBAlL THE STORY MUST BE FANTASTIC, HOW DO YOU GROW UP TO BE SO UNSELF AWARE!?!@ asd;lkjfak;ljaadsk;ljf;lkjadsf;klasjdf
mind boggled good bye
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#254706 - 06/26/07 09:35 PM
Re: Sal McVey is real and he was just in my office
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 10/20/06
Posts: 31
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did you fuck him in the ass?
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#254709 - 06/27/07 02:14 AM
Re: Sal McVey is real and he was just in my office
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Whoremaster
Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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I demand to know what is on Malice's whiteboard...and I've been asking this since the BabyDoll thread. 
Reference material.
It clearly hasn't been cleaned in a while because on the right hand side it says: Good List (Heart) 1. David Stanley (Heart)...perhaps Ms. Blue's writing?
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#254711 - 06/27/07 07:22 AM
Re: Sal McVey is real and he was just in my office
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
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It he was doing cartwheels on them they are now Dentleys.
well played.
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#254713 - 09/18/07 08:58 AM
Re: Holy shit I met Mick Jagger yesterday!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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God, what an ugly whore, at least in the 2nd photo. However, she also looks VERY short.
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#254715 - 09/18/07 09:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Yeah, worth every penny.
Tony, I love the horrific titty scars.
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#254716 - 09/18/07 09:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
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...She's had $40,000 worth of work to 'fix' her face...
She was robbed.
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#254719 - 09/18/07 10:59 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Tony, do you break out in laughter or do you try to keep a straight face the entire time when some of these "girls" walk in for test shots?
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#254720 - 09/18/07 11:28 AM
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Gay For Pay
Registered: 05/16/07
Posts: 988
Loc: Sun Diego
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#254721 - 09/18/07 11:40 AM
Re: Holy shit I met Mick Jagger yesterday!
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Registered Sex Offender
Registered: 03/12/03
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Looks more like Steven Tyler to me.
Yeah, you're right she does look more like Steven Tyler. I get those two old freaks mixed up.
It was hard to keep a straight face on this one, I tried not to look directly at her when she was telling me that it wasn't the tattoos that kept her from getting work back when she was in the business, it was her face, and that she just spent $40,000 getting it fixed. I'm sure right now there is a plastic surgeon with a brand new Sub Zero kitchen laughing his ass off somewhere.
Malice
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#254723 - 09/18/07 12:58 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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One last shot, btw it is actually Jen X. She's had $40,000 worth of work to 'fix' her face. Can you tell?
kill her please
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#254726 - 09/18/07 01:44 PM
Re: Holy shit I met Mick Jagger yesterday!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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40k for that? I'd have given it a try with a hammer for 100 bucks. Couldn't have done much worse.
I'd like to personally thank Sal for continuing to bring hott new talent into the adult business. It's nice to know that the industry is in safe hands.
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#254729 - 09/18/07 02:08 PM
Re: Holy shit I met Mick Jagger yesterday!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
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When she sings at PSK, do people put scarves on the microphone?
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#254730 - 09/18/07 02:14 PM
Re: Holy shit I met Mick Jagger yesterday!
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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No, they're used to stem bloodflow from ear canals.
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#254734 - 09/18/07 04:36 PM
Re: Holy shit I met Mick Jagger yesterday!
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 04/01/07
Posts: 717
Loc: Off the mortal coil
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btw, i would fuck her any day of the week......carry on
I expect this in every thread.
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#254736 - 09/18/07 05:28 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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#254737 - 09/18/07 08:17 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 06/05/05
Posts: 4468
Loc: Great America
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Who would'nt you fuck, Christian?
What kind of work would she get?
chris is a big jugs freak
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