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#25434 - 05/08/04 01:53 PM What do you tell people you do for a living?
faceblaster Elder of Zion Porn Jesus Registered: 05/06/04 Posts: 5230 Loc: watching Bad Ronald	People outside of pornworld? _________________________ I really wanted to go to that Bukake because I thought for sure that you were going to be on the receiving end. - Ryan Knox to Jeff Steward
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#25435 - 05/08/04 04:15 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
Toelicker Porn Fucking Master Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 3899 Loc: CO Springs	I tell them I'm a database programmer. _________________________ you mean my days having fun while being fundamentally superior to you? - Jamesn
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#25436 - 05/08/04 05:13 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	You ARE a database programmer. _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#25437 - 05/08/04 05:33 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	I just say I'm a "cocksucker" when I'm in a silly mood.
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#25438 - 05/08/04 08:00 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
Rob Longshot Chronic Masturbator Registered: 12/22/03 Posts: 1715 Loc: Everything for the people, not...	criminal _________________________ Theres a great big beautiful tomorrow...shining at the end of everyday.
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#25439 - 05/08/04 08:10 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	What kind of criminal Rob? _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#25440 - 05/08/04 08:38 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
Rob Longshot Chronic Masturbator Registered: 12/22/03 Posts: 1715 Loc: Everything for the people, not...	snake handler (its illegal in some states) _________________________ Theres a great big beautiful tomorrow...shining at the end of everyday.
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#25441 - 05/08/04 08:42 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
Rob Longshot Chronic Masturbator Registered: 12/22/03 Posts: 1715 Loc: Everything for the people, not...	and on occasion im the unibomber Attachments 22437-tms4-8.jpg (92 downloads) _________________________ Theres a great big beautiful tomorrow...shining at the end of everyday.
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#25442 - 05/08/04 08:45 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
Ozzie AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 12/29/03 Posts: 538 Loc: Australia	I tell them I'm a video reviewer.....which is close enough _________________________ Never pull out of good pussy. Or bad pussy for that matter.
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#25443 - 05/08/04 09:41 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
Red Light Misfit Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 848	I just tell them I work in the porn industry. They automatically think I'm joking.
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#25444 - 05/10/04 05:10 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	LMAO unibomber picture... that's good shit. I look like ass too!! I think I had a mouth baby (Malice!!!) after that scene. ahahhahaha (i just got done showing my lovely guests the butt'er face movie)
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#25445 - 05/10/04 06:12 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	i tell them the truth. i am taylor rains crank dealer.
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#25446 - 05/10/04 07:11 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
Red Light Misfit Internet Tough Guy Registered: 01/25/04 Posts: 848	That's a $15,000 a month industry in itself, no?
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#25447 - 05/10/04 07:27 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
GUAPO Pervert Registered: 04/21/04 Posts: 2204	Yes but times have been hard for her lately im guessing. shes been giving me the "give me just one more hit man, ill suck yo dick" routine.
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#25448 - 05/10/04 08:53 PM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
Owen S Mouth Gay For Pay Registered: 05/03/03 Posts: 1043 Loc: Warsaw, Poland	I tell them the truth: I am full-time blimp pilot. Been so for the last 8 years.
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#25449 - 05/11/04 03:31 AM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
PHATBOY Internet Tough Guy Registered: 06/02/03 Posts: 764	You're a Blimp and a Pilot or you pilot a blimp?
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#25450 - 05/11/04 03:35 AM Re: What do you tell people you do for a living?
PHATBOY Internet Tough Guy Registered: 06/02/03 Posts: 764	I tell everybody that "I'm an expert in Stucco, a veteran in love and an outlaw in Peru!" PHATBOY
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