throw out some names then let's have a formal vote. it makes women so much sexier if you know they're unfit parents-that way you know if you were to impregnate them the child would face an infant-mortality rate higher than say, swaziland
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits