OK...I have been as skeptical as the next guy about female ejaculation. I was with a girl once who would just ooze a tremendous amount of juice when she orgasmed, but it was not a squirt.

Well, last night I had a first-hand experience with a bona-fide squirter. She warned me ahead of time that we needed a bunch of towels. I took her word for it and got 2 or 3 towels ready. I was doing her from behind and lo and behold she started squirting...first of all, IT IS NOT PISS!! It's a clear liquid, that smells nothing like piss, but rather a sweet smell. This woman squirted all over the place, and the range was about 2-3 feet. I had towels spread out all over the place. I was scared to go down on her for fear of getting a face full. Yikes.

I personally don't like it. But gentlemen, I shit you not....it's true, they are out there.