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#254013 - 06/25/07 08:24 AM Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
I think Luke has a vendetta against me. He reckons he shot 1800 images at Erotica. I find it hard to believe there were 1800 things worth taking pictures of. The originals are on Luke's site.


After standing in line for who knows how long, he seems underwhelmed....



Never, ever use Sunny as your personal shopper.



Gianna suddenly realizes that AC Cream has spotted her.



And Sportswami is with him....



Is it just me or is jessica looking a little plasticky?



Jeff, you've let me down, you've let All Media Play down and you've let yourself down.



Clothes supplied the XXXChurch.



Now that's thick.



He looks like he just farted. The blond looks like he did too.



Can you say 'manly'?



It's sparky herself in another creation.



Michelle Maylene was so excited to meet her fans....



I thought I said no trucker caps? This dude didn't read the guide. I reckon he went home alone.



Moments after this picture was taken, Mayan priests rushed at her, cut out her heart and took back their prized sun god symbol.



Porno mismatch 2007. That's some "nasy" looking whores right there.



I think Luke may just have asked if the black chick used to be a black dude.



Luke captures the moment when another young woman's dreams turn to dust.



Brilliant. At last, someone who read my Pimpology guide. Look at his face. That's perfect. Ownership tinged with just the right amount of disdain. Full marks.



In 2005 in the Internext thread, Monkey said of this whore "Jesus Christ. porn the most accepting industry in the world. I have nothing for this except jesus christ, just a mess of epic proportions". He's gone, she's still here. I ask you people, where's the justice?



Fake tits should come with use by and expiration dates.



Three shots of why whores love fan conventions and their grabby little mitts...





Wow. Are you now or have you ever been a friend of Jennifer James?



Anyone like a foursome? Nah, me either.



Isn't it embarrassing when your cock suddenly falls out and your mom sees it?



Still, nice to see Borat made it.



Methane, the silent killer.



Sex search? With you two? You gotta be fuckin' kidding me. Paper bag search maybe.



Powder, I have the contact details of a 21st century barber if you're interested.



What was I saying about expiration dates again?



Does anyone need any digging done?



After 20 minutes of chatting, she realized that someone had stolen her cell phone.



For no apparent reason the word 'testicles' popped into my mind.



I think he got the shitty end of the stick somehow.



I don't know who this dude is, but I like his tat.



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#254014 - 06/25/07 09:29 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Marlin Fitzwater Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 04/25/07
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#254015 - 06/25/07 10:21 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Are these two related? It's porn so they probably are.


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#254016 - 06/25/07 11:22 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Are these two related? It's porn so they probably are.




Before & After Twins.

The other will be travelling to Brazil shortly ...
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#254017 - 06/25/07 12:15 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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Geezus, Gianna is packin'.

Quote:

After 20 minutes of chatting, she realized that someone had stolen her cell phone.






This caption rocks.

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#254018 - 06/25/07 05:39 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
vanessa Offline
Internet Tough Guy

Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
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Are these two related? It's porn so they probably are.




Before & After Twins.

The other will be travelling to Brazil shortly ...




Why Brazil? It's in Thailand where it all happens.

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#254019 - 06/25/07 05:59 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
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Why Brazil? It's in Thailand where it all happens.





I think we've decided to blame it all on Brazil.




I have no problems with sharing blame with our former WWII enemy Thailand.
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#254020 - 06/25/07 08:42 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 1326
Loc: Yosisterisawhore, CA


Quote:

After 20 minutes of chatting, she realized that someone had stolen her cell phone.






Holy crap, that's fucking HYSTERICAL!!
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#254021 - 06/25/07 11:18 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Quote:



Quote:

After 20 minutes of chatting, she realized that someone had stolen her cell phone.






Holy crap, that's fucking HYSTERICAL!!




More like, "Scotty, two to beam up" what a stupid ass cunt.
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#254022 - 06/26/07 04:57 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind




Great job as usual Conky. Can anyone tell me the name of this whore?

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#254023 - 06/26/07 08:56 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
the unknown pervert Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
Quote:


After 20 minutes of chatting, she realized that someone had stolen her cell phone.






A bow tie gives the appearance of taste, elegance, style, and class when used to accentuate anything, even the board from a game of Twister.

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#254024 - 06/26/07 09:08 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
She should've gone for the monocle as well. Now that's classy. Always looked good on Bender in Futurama



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#254025 - 06/26/07 12:19 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Conky, who is the dizzy blonde?
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#254026 - 06/26/07 12:50 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Conky Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Fatman, you mean the no cell phone chick? It's Brea Bennet. Give her a few years and we can just call her Britney Skye instead.
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#254027 - 06/26/07 01:42 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Fatman, you mean the no cell phone chick? It's Brea Bennet. Give her a few years and we can just call her Britney Skye instead.




Has she started taking the cock yet?
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#254028 - 06/26/07 02:14 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
S.Black Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 07/12/06
Posts: 90
Quote:





Great job as usual Conky. Can anyone tell me the name of this whore?




Her name's Dania, she's a bikini model and not in porn. Well, not yet any ways.
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#254029 - 06/26/07 02:36 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
SpongeBub Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 01/30/07
Posts: 271
Hey, I think Harmony is hot. And the brunette chick from SexSearch - if you don't want her, I'll take her, you snarky bitch.

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#254030 - 06/26/07 02:58 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
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Hey, I think Harmony is hot. And the brunette chick from SexSearch - if you don't want her, I'll take her, you snarky bitch.




You're welcome, man. She has a face shaped like a shovel. Every time she went down on you she'd be at risk of cutting your femoral artery.
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#254031 - 06/26/07 03:08 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
Whoremaster

Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Fatman, you mean the no cell phone chick? It's Brea Bennet. Give her a few years and we can just call her Britney Skye instead.




Has she started taking the cock yet?




Yes...just Jesse Capelli left on the Club Jenna cockdodger roster as we speak, I believe.

BTW, did anyone else notice that new CJ contract girl Lela Star will be doing anal now? As I've said before, it pays to have a few cards up your sleeve, and Ms. Star has successfully parlayed her onscreen anal cherry into a contract...and, when that contract comes up for renewal, she can play the DP card (or something similar).

That's how it's supposed to be done...

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#254032 - 06/28/07 09:53 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions


Well at least Tyler Faith has kept herself in shape unlike her boy toy Wankus.
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#254033 - 06/28/07 09:56 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Soopergrizz Offline
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild


Hey sweetheart, why the long face?
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#254034 - 06/28/07 05:47 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
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Hey sweetheart, why the long face?




She's a fucking horse locked in a whore's body.
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#254035 - 06/28/07 06:28 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
the unknown pervert Offline
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Registered: 03/22/07
Posts: 5186
Loc: Joshua Tree National Park
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Hey sweetheart, why the long face?




She must have accidently stepped in front of a full length mirror.
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#254036 - 06/29/07 09:07 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Gunker Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
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She's a fucking horse locked in a whore's body.




I think the Monster Manual needs a Wherehorse added (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lycanthrope_(Dungeons_&_Dragons))







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#254037 - 06/29/07 09:10 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
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All I know is, if that's what's fucking Wankus, we are all very, very fortunate they haven't bred.

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#254038 - 06/30/07 08:47 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
30 year olds shouldn't wear schoolgirl clothes. It's ludicrous.
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#254039 - 06/30/07 10:08 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Nugent Offline
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Registered: 09/20/05
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Damn, I could fit a fucking encyclopedia in the valley between the soccer balls where her tits used to be.
I blame whoever it was that said, "Oh yeah, hey babe, you'll look GREEEAT after we inflate those DSL's into Goodyear size. And yo, everyone will stop looking at those totally fucked up ugly tats on your rail-thin pool cue arms!"
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#254040 - 06/30/07 10:52 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
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AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
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Damn, I could fit a fucking encyclopedia in the valley between the soccer balls where her tits used to be.
I blame whoever it was that said, "Oh yeah, hey babe, you'll look GREEEAT after we inflate those DSL's into Goodyear size. And yo, everyone will stop looking at those totally fucked up ugly tats on your rail-thin pool cue arms!"




And what's up with the pistol necklace? If this isn't a tranny, maybe it would improve it's chances of working by geting a sex change.
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#254041 - 06/30/07 06:35 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
Soopergrizz Offline
Porn Fucking Master

Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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If this isn't a tranny, maybe it would improve it's chances of working by geting a sex change.




In which direction?
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#254042 - 06/30/07 06:42 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
christianxxx Offline
Pervert

Registered: 07/05/05
Posts: 2134
Loc: Los Angeles, CA
do i even have to say it at this point?
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#254043 - 06/30/07 07:44 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Erotica LA
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
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do i even have to say it at this point?




No. We know you'd fuck it.
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