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Damn, I could fit a fucking encyclopedia in the valley between the soccer balls where her tits used to be.
I blame whoever it was that said, "Oh yeah, hey babe, you'll look GREEEAT after we inflate those DSL's into Goodyear size. And yo, everyone will stop looking at those totally fucked up ugly tats on your rail-thin pool cue arms!"
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If I wanted to hear a crazy cunt talk about her kids I would just go to a regular bar and talk to the single moms there instead. - Fiend