Luke visited the Egoist party to celebrate the launch of Kurt Lockwood's first meltdown of 2007. Oops, sorry, I mis-read that bit. It was actually the launch of 'eXXXtra'. Luke has all the original horror
here.
Another day, another chick for James. But he looks distracted...
Is that food he can smell? Is someone over there eating?
Damn! Yes! That dude at the back has a hotdog! Get him!
Remember a few years ago when a hot chick would hang with one ugly friend? Looks like these days, the hot chicks need an ugly posse.
I approve of this whore and the way Luke has tried to isolate her from the ugliness.
From the look of his hair, this guy is moving really, really quickly.
As noted at a previous event, Egoist attract all the hotties to their parties.
Tee Reel, this chick has stolen your hat. Either that or she works in the same bakery as you.
Yeah, she's from the bakery. Look at that doughy ass. A tip, ladies. If your ass looks like this, there are long trousers available in most stores.
There was confusion when an Italian waiter asked this chick who her cross eyed friend was.
"I sing love song especial for you pretty lady. You need peepee blondie? You come to kitchen, meet chef. Piss in Kurt's soup yes?"
I'm guessing these two chicks have no fucking idea who that dude is.
Part of me just doesn't want to caption these shots. I mean Goddamn. I'm guessing this is the Johnifer James crew. The sudden electrocution of the floor obviously caught them by surprise.
I have tried seven different captions for this pic, and I'm just going to give up. Nothing is as funny as the brutal reality of the image. But it's nice to find out that Ernest Borgnine isn't actually dead.
Luke, I imagine at this point that your blood ran ice cold. I sincerely hope you made it back to the hovel alone. They seem "transsfixed" with you.
No, please don't lift that skirt any higher. Seriously.
Nice to see some chicks defiantly still going for last year's Farrah Fawcett look. Or was that 2005?
So let me get this straight. The guy who played Bruno in Fame ended up as a counselor specializing in eating disorders? I'll be damned.
When cloning goes wrong. Very wrong.
Yeah, I think we know which one you wanted to take home and which one you really took home dude.
Is that Antonio Banderas and Courtney Love from 10 years ago?
Whoops! My bad. It's millionaire about town, Nick Manning from last night. Nick, you could do better. Really. Or hey, maybe you can't.
That's some big, hefty looking tits right there. I bet she has areola like dinner plates.