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#253916 - 06/24/07 11:02 AM Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Luke visited the Egoist party to celebrate the launch of Kurt Lockwood's first meltdown of 2007. Oops, sorry, I mis-read that bit. It was actually the launch of 'eXXXtra'. Luke has all the original horror here.



Another day, another chick for James. But he looks distracted...



Is that food he can smell? Is someone over there eating?



Damn! Yes! That dude at the back has a hotdog! Get him!



Remember a few years ago when a hot chick would hang with one ugly friend? Looks like these days, the hot chicks need an ugly posse.



I approve of this whore and the way Luke has tried to isolate her from the ugliness.



From the look of his hair, this guy is moving really, really quickly.



As noted at a previous event, Egoist attract all the hotties to their parties.



Tee Reel, this chick has stolen your hat. Either that or she works in the same bakery as you.



Yeah, she's from the bakery. Look at that doughy ass. A tip, ladies. If your ass looks like this, there are long trousers available in most stores.



There was confusion when an Italian waiter asked this chick who her cross eyed friend was.



"I sing love song especial for you pretty lady. You need peepee blondie? You come to kitchen, meet chef. Piss in Kurt's soup yes?"



I'm guessing these two chicks have no fucking idea who that dude is.



Part of me just doesn't want to caption these shots. I mean Goddamn. I'm guessing this is the Johnifer James crew. The sudden electrocution of the floor obviously caught them by surprise.



I have tried seven different captions for this pic, and I'm just going to give up. Nothing is as funny as the brutal reality of the image. But it's nice to find out that Ernest Borgnine isn't actually dead.



Luke, I imagine at this point that your blood ran ice cold. I sincerely hope you made it back to the hovel alone. They seem "transsfixed" with you.



No, please don't lift that skirt any higher. Seriously.



Nice to see some chicks defiantly still going for last year's Farrah Fawcett look. Or was that 2005?



So let me get this straight. The guy who played Bruno in Fame ended up as a counselor specializing in eating disorders? I'll be damned.



When cloning goes wrong. Very wrong.



Yeah, I think we know which one you wanted to take home and which one you really took home dude.



Is that Antonio Banderas and Courtney Love from 10 years ago?



Whoops! My bad. It's millionaire about town, Nick Manning from last night. Nick, you could do better. Really. Or hey, maybe you can't.



That's some big, hefty looking tits right there. I bet she has areola like dinner plates.




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#253917 - 06/24/07 11:03 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Nice ink. It's distracting me from your face.



Playa or wannabe. You, the jury, must decide.



This chick is being haunted by the ghost of an African American girl. If you look closely, you can see the ghost on the right.



Uh-oh. I sense a follow through.



Can anyone tell me if Sunny has any genuine mental problems? She seems to treat these events like a cross between Disney Land and the cat walk. Her ass isn't getting any smaller....



I take it all back. She doesn't look deranged at all.



And are these two really nicer than the Latina chicks? Are they? Are they really? I call this charity work.



I know she's fat, but there's a part of me that would still like to fuck her fat, wobbling ass. But only if she promised to sob.



You just know he's thinking "How the fuck did this happen?"



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#253918 - 06/24/07 03:18 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 14755
Loc: Busy downloading [LEGALLY!]
Damn you for making Luke's photos enjoyable!!!!







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#253919 - 06/24/07 03:36 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
ranathan Offline
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Registered: 04/02/07
Posts: 705
good work, but in the "i tried 7 different captions for this shot" you missed a very obvious jerry west joke, juuust saying

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#253920 - 06/24/07 04:20 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
I ask you to join me for a minute of silence to commemorate last night's victims of the camera of death. ---

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#253921 - 06/24/07 04:47 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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A little numerology:

# of hideously ugly people in this photo: 3

# of penises: 2

# of people who want to suck on Jennifer James' weenis: 5 (trick question, Kurt Lackwood is just out of the frame).

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#253922 - 06/24/07 05:07 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Quote:

# of penises: 2




So you're saying "Jerry West" has had his cut off???
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#253923 - 06/24/07 06:26 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
vanessa Offline
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Registered: 04/03/07
Posts: 786
Loc: on the dark side of the moon
According to Luke Ford: "Around 1980, Jennifer had her penis removed and underwent a sex change."

http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/jennifer_james.htm

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#253924 - 06/24/07 06:45 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
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Quote:

According to Luke Ford: "Around 1980, Jennifer had her penis removed and underwent a sex change."

http://www.lukeisback.com/stars/stars/jennifer_james.htm




Holy Crap! That's not a joke.

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Luke: "I talked to your publicist and she said: 'Jennifer does not prefer to speak about her sex change in detail. It's a private part of her life and she doesn't like to go too deeply into the whys and whens. She will give you some great quotes as to how she feels about people that want to make an issue out of it though.'"


Jenn: "You quoted her exactly. I know that's exactly what she said.


"I knew you would want to ask about that. I knew somebody cares. It's a non-issue to me.


"A long time ago, it occurred to me that I could make a living as a hooker, which I did. But it was presented to me by my family that it didn't make a difference if I was making a living as a hooker with a dick or without a dick. You're still a hooker."


Around 1980, Jennifer had her penis removed and underwent a sex change...


Luke: "How many people in the industry try to make an issue out of it?"


Jenn: "Most people leave me along about it. I have been a woman over 25-years. Gee, you want to talk about something that happened a quarter century ago? Who were you a quarter century ago?


"It's not that I'm trying to avoid it, to hide and pretend anything. OK, we've been there and done that. Can we move on and talk about what I want to talk about, which is my movies."


Luke: "How long did you work as a hooker and how did that affect you?"


Jenn: "For a few years. I did real well. I worked with services. I made a considerable amount of money."


Luke: "Did you save any of it?"


Jenn: "No. None of us girls ever do."


Luke: "How many of your friends in the trade came to tragic ends?"


Jenn: "Almost all of them. I don't know a single one of them that got off the streets. All the girls I knew were killed by boyfriends, killed by johns, drug overdoses..."


Luke: "So how do you feel about the trade knowing that almost all your friends died in it?"


Jenn: "It's a tough business."


Luke: "It kills people."


Jenn: "Yeah..."


Luke: "Have you ever had a drug or alcohol problem?"


Jenn: "Not really. I had a problem with pain pills a long time ago after a car crash."





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#253925 - 06/24/07 07:34 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Max Rhino Offline
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Registered: 05/09/06
Posts: 971
Loc: Doony's Tiki Boat
I finally found a worthwhile avatar. Doesn't it kinda look like Dana Carvey doing that "Could it beeeee Satan?" character?
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#253926 - 06/24/07 09:59 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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aka The Church Lady, nice.



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#253927 - 06/25/07 01:32 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
This looks like a fun party. Instead of a rock climbing wall did they have a gigantic fence that you could burrow under? Did they have a checkpoint where you smuggle illegal narcotics in through your anus? I only say this because this looks a pre-immigration rally party. Roundem up bitches
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#253928 - 06/25/07 01:45 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Goddamnmt I missed you, Coochie. I love you.
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#253929 - 06/25/07 08:47 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465



Once again, Sunny doesn't disappoint. The attention whore was alive and well represented on this night.
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#253930 - 06/25/07 01:18 PM Re: cell phone of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Deuce_Bigalow Offline
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Registered: 10/15/06
Posts: 412
Loc: NYC
Got some celly shots from the party.

Gooood evening.

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#253931 - 06/25/07 01:34 PM Re: cell phone of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Loc: A very dark inner place, join ...
Alfred Joseph Hitchcock

The acknowledged master of the thriller genre he virtually invented, Alfred Hitchcock was also a brilliant technician who deftly blended sex, suspense and humor. He began his filmmaking career in 1919 illustrating title cards for silent films at Paramount's Famous Players-Lasky studio in London. There he learned scripting, editing and art direction, and rose to assistant director in 1922. That year he directed an unfinished film, No. 13 or Mrs. Peabody . His first completed film as director was The Pleasure Garden (1925), an Anglo-German production filmed in Munich. This experience, plus a stint at Germany's UFA studios as an assistant director, help account for the Expressionistic character of his films, both in their visual schemes and thematic concerns. The Lodger (1926), his breakthrough film, was a prototypical example of the classic Hitchcock plot: an innocent protagonist is falsely accused of a crime and becomes involved in a web of intrigue.

An early example of Hitchcock's technical virtuosity was his creation of "subjective sound" for Blackmail (1929), his first sound film. In this story of a woman who stabs an artist to death when he tries to seduce her, Hitchcock emphasized the young woman's anxiety by gradually distorting all but one word "knife" of a neighbor's dialogue the morning after the killing. Here and in Murder! (1930), Hitchcock first made explicit the link between sex and violence.


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#253932 - 06/25/07 01:42 PM Re: cell phone of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
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Quote:

AC Cream: annoyer of porn whores.





Burying their partially chewed body parts in his mom's backyard ... might rank slightly higher than an "annoyance".

[he's on the loooooooooooose!]
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#253933 - 06/25/07 01:49 PM Re: cell phone of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
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Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
Great shot, Douche. AC looks very smooth with his hat turned round.

[sarcasm]I guess he did that so the bill didn't cast a shadow over his cock[/sarcasm]
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#253934 - 06/28/07 09:30 AM Re: cell phone of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Jeff Steward Offline
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Registered: 04/14/03
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#253935 - 06/28/07 09:45 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Sister Fister Offline
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Registered: 12/18/06
Posts: 549
Loc: Pittsburgh Pa
Quote:

I finally found a worthwhile avatar. Doesn't it kinda look like Dana Carvey doing that "Could it beeeee Satan?" character?




realy i think it looks like kurt russle in a wig...
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#253936 - 06/29/07 09:20 PM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
Gunker Offline
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Registered: 01/07/06
Posts: 4268
Loc: Portland
Quote:

I finally found a worthwhile avatar. Doesn't it kinda look like Dana Carvey doing that "Could it beeeee Satan?" character?




Consider this as well, sir.





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#253937 - 06/30/07 09:51 AM Re: Camera of Death @ Egoist's eXXXtra party
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Registered: 01/19/07
Posts: 465
Quote:

Quote:

I finally found a worthwhile avatar. Doesn't it kinda look like Dana Carvey doing that "Could it beeeee Satan?" character?




Consider this as well, sir.









I think I know this woman. Saw her pushing a shopping cart down at Venice Beach 6 months ago. She's come a long way from being homeless to walking the carpet in Porn. Love those crazy eyes. I see a doublewide in her future.
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