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Favorite Female Starlet – Tera Patrick
Wtf?!!



With Jenna all but retired, Tera is now the biggest 'name' the industry has, which ain't saying much. I've long been vocal about the need for someone to put some real effort into grooming and marketing the 'New Jenna', but it seems everyone is far too content to just sit on their laurels.

FWIW, I voted for Stormy in this category.

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Favorite Male Star – Randy Spears
Ok... because does anyone really give a shit?



You know what Randy Spears has got going for him, other than being a solid performer? He doesn't post prima donna ALL CAPS rants on MySpace, he doesn't run his mouth through the entire scene or yell out 'Droppin' fuckin' loads!' when he climaxes, and he doesn't have a bunch of fucking lame tattoos. Basically, he's not a 'dealbreaker' like some I could mention where their involvement makes it a guaranteed 'Do Not Watch/Buy/Rent'. :bananakurtlockwood:

Randy got my vote, just edging out Tommy Gunn.

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Favorite Oral Starlet – Jenna Haze
Criminally overrated.



I've warmed to Jenna Haze a little more in recent months, but I've never been struck by her oral technique.

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Favorite Anal Starlet – Courtney Cummz
See above.



Score one M*...isn't it weird that neither of the ADT darlings Sasha Grey and Hillary Scott won this?

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Favorite Breasts – Stormy Daniels
Congrats M*. Sorry Gianna.



M* strikes again! I think Amy Ried was the only nominee (or like one of 2-3) with natural breasts, so I voted for her...Fight The Power!

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Favorite Ass – Teagan Presley
Wouldn't have qualified if it wasn't for the FMLA. Sorry Naomi.



I got this one right too. I'm not an 'ass man' per se, but Teagan's looked best in the Nominee pics, so I picked her. Note the winner has a normal sized rump, not one of these 'Phat' cottage cheese-ridden asses. Score one for common sense!

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Hottest Body – Jesse Jane
Gonzo whores need not apply apparently.



Can I get a WTF?
I think I voted Amy Ried...maybe Kirsten Price. Either one of which would have been a more worthy winner.


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Favorite Female Rookie – Amy Ried
...if you can afford her.



Can't remember who I voted for here, but I think it was for someone other than Amy Ried. Can't argue with her winning though, she is popular.

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Favorite Feature Movie – Island Fever 4 (Digital Playground)
Boring.



I voted 'The Visitors'...I guess 'Pirates' wasn't eligible?

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Favorite Gonzo Movie – Jenna Haze Dark Side (Jules Jordan Video)
Didn't this flick come out 3 years ago?



I was shocked to see this on the nominations as well...what was the eligibility window on nominations?

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Favorite Director – Jules Jordan
Conspiracy (*see Jenna Haze )



I voted Brad Armstrong, but you can't argue with Jules winning.

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Dirtiest Girl in Porn – Belladonna
Kelly Wells has been ignored for too long.



Pfhhh...


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Favorite Studio – Vivid Entertainment Group
Yeah, yeah.



I thought everyone hating Vivid was one of the immutable laws of existence? I voted Wicked Pictures.

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Favorite Performer of All Time – Jenna Jameson
Big surprise.



I voted Jenna here...she is the biggest star of all time, after all.


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What a huge goddamn steaming crock of shit.



Maybe, maybe not...theoretically, this is a true reflection of who/what the fans want to see. But you look at some of the winners and think: 'Is this the best we can come up with?'.