I thought maybe they studied up on their porn after last year's debacle, which looked like a rickety eighth-grade graduation ceremony. But...no.

At least they had a few well-made nominee-intro videos. But since the music wasn't turned off in the rest of the hall, not much of anything could be heard. Which, given the winners, was probably a good idea. (I won't argue against Courtney winning anything, just maybe not in that category.)