Favorite Female Starlet – Tera Patrick
Wtf?!!

Favorite Male Star – Randy Spears
Ok... because does anyone really give a shit?

Favorite Oral Starlet – Jenna Haze
Criminally overrated.

Favorite Anal Starlet – Courtney Cummz
See above.

Favorite Breasts – Stormy Daniels
Congrats M*. Sorry Gianna.

Favorite Ass – Teagan Presley
Wouldn't have qualified if it wasn't for the FMLA. Sorry Naomi.

Hottest Body – Jesse Jane
Gonzo whores need not apply apparently.


Favorite Female Rookie – Amy Ried
...if you can afford her.

Favorite Feature Movie – Island Fever 4 (Digital Playground)
Boring.

Favorite Gonzo Movie – Jenna Haze Dark Side (Jules Jordan Video)
Didn't this flick come out 3 years ago?

Favorite Director – Jules Jordan
Conspiracy (*see Jenna Haze )

Dirtiest Girl in Porn – Belladonna
Kelly Wells has been ignored for too long.


Favorite Studio – Vivid Entertainment Group
Yeah, yeah.

Favorite Performer of All Time – Jenna Jameson
Big surprise.



What a huge goddamn steaming crock of shit.
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