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I'm planning a 'Million Max March' for when Max Hardcore's trial rolls around. You just turn up outside the courthouse in jeans, a garish shirt and a white stetson, and enjoy plenty of 'I am Spartacus!'-type hijinks.



Judge: "Will the cock socket take the stand"

Balif: "Do you promise to tell the truth you worthless peice of shit."

Witness: (Cries and sits down at yellow leather stand)

since we all know "whores lie" (FLOP #1), should the bailiff even ask this question?
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"I'm going to spend the rest of the weekend deep frying the fuck out of anything that gets in my way." --Handful