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#253689 - 06/23/07 10:13 AM Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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just got back from a few days in put-in-bay, one of the lake erie islands (yes, we have islands in ohio.) turns out that the area is infested with water snakes--they actually did a "dirtiest jobs" (mike rowe = ) episode here. this is the first snake i saw; i was sitting on the edge of a dock and this motherfucker swam right beneath my feet. the teenagers fishing next to me then caught it and sat it on the dock right next to me, all slithering around, and laughed at me while i screamed, cried, peed my pants (a little) and threw up. bastards. btw, i really missed this place while i was gone...


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#253690 - 06/23/07 12:33 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
k1ng Offline
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Any topless sunbathing pictures of yourself?








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#253691 - 06/23/07 12:52 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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Any topless sunbathing pictures of yourself?




+5!
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#253692 - 06/23/07 02:58 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

Any topless sunbathing pictures of yourself?


even though this vacation technically celebrated my upcoming wedding anniversary ( ten years on june 28th )we have no babysitter and so had to take all three kids. so my little getaway consisted of go karts, bumper boats and sleeping with my three year-old, who peed on me in bed. the closest thing to a topless picture i got was when the little pup untied my bathing suit top in the pool. i need a nanny. or a manny.
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#253693 - 06/23/07 03:11 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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my three year-old, who peed on me in bed.




Pissmops??







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#253695 - 06/23/07 03:54 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
lance69 Offline
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I still wanna see topless sunbathing photos.
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#253696 - 06/23/07 05:31 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

Quote:

my three year-old, who peed on me in bed.




Pissmops??










well, he DID dress up as a cowboy for halloween...
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#253697 - 06/23/07 07:10 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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#253698 - 06/23/07 07:46 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gunker Offline
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Bastard!



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#253699 - 06/23/07 07:53 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
zenman Offline
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Are these things poisonous.
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Aw . . . so cute!


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#253700 - 06/23/07 08:23 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Uomo Grassissimo!! Offline
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The Endangered Species Lake Erie Watersnakes are not poisonous. As you can see from what's in its mouth, it feeds on fish.


EDIT:

Found this pamphlet on the snake:
<may bite if you click>


Edited by The Fatman (06/23/07 08:29 PM)
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#253701 - 08/19/07 07:05 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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bump... went back to put-in-bay, saw more snakes. i need a new vacation destination!

snake--> <---me


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Edited by Gigi (08/19/07 07:10 PM)
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#253702 - 08/20/07 12:51 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

bump... went back to put-in-bay, saw more snakes. i need a new vacation destination!



Chico's bedroom.
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#253703 - 08/20/07 01:00 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

bump... went back to put-in-bay, saw more snakes. i need a new vacation destination!



Chico's bedroom.




thevodguy's lap
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#253704 - 08/20/07 08:42 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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I'd still like to hump you. Some of my family came from the Columbus/Canton/Portsmouth\area. Are they horney there like you?
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#253705 - 08/21/07 07:20 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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I'd still like to hump you. Some of my family came from the Columbus/Canton/Portsmouth\area. Are they horney there like you?


i've heard of at least one canton resident who has an appreciation of the pistoning peni into the mouths of upsidewrong whores, haha.
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#253706 - 08/22/07 09:10 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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smelly monkey> Fuck you JRV. <smelly monkey
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#253707 - 08/22/07 01:16 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Random Offline
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This thread is worthless without pics of Gigi's vagina.
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#253708 - 08/22/07 02:09 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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#253709 - 08/22/07 02:29 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Conky Offline
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I'd settle for another photo of her asp.

:bananacleopatrasnakejoke:

Gigi's asp is much nicer than Smutmutant's.
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#253710 - 08/22/07 04:19 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

This thread is worthless without pics of Gigi's vagina.



I've been waiting for that since my birthday.
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#253711 - 08/22/07 11:26 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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vakay picture...



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#253712 - 08/23/07 12:46 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Sergio T. Offline
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Quote:

vakay picture...





Your not naked in it.
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#253713 - 08/23/07 07:37 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Bornyo Offline
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Nice!

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#253714 - 08/23/07 09:22 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Conky Offline
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Registered: 11/04/06
Posts: 4203
Loc: Bakersfield Plumbing Supplies ...
There is something particularly strokeworthy about the suburban mom who likes mad ass sex and visits porn forums behind her husband's back.

If I was Travis, I'd have tried to hit that by now.

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#253715 - 08/23/07 09:28 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Vizzle Offline
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Quote:

vakay picture...






Sexxxy lady, hot damn!

Once again, 5 wanking bananas:

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#253716 - 08/23/07 10:34 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Dick Head Offline
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Look at all that fresh water!

Gigi
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#253717 - 08/23/07 10:52 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Random Offline
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Way hot.

It's goddamn goofy that Gigi doesn't receive Holly Randall-type adoration here.
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#253718 - 08/23/07 11:24 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Da Burglar Offline
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Quote:

Way hot.

It's goddamn goofy that Gigi doesn't receive Holly Randall-type adoration here.





Ah she does, but the whole Phlog fiasco scared all her admirers into the dark gutter
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#253719 - 08/23/07 11:38 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Soopergrizz Offline
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Your skin looks great - that plus the spark of life in your eyes suggests you've been staying clean.

Good for you!!

Tits next please.
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#253720 - 08/23/07 10:00 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Loc: Portland
Quote:

Quote:

Way hot.

It's goddamn goofy that Gigi doesn't receive Holly Randall-type adoration here.





Ah she does, but the whole Phlog fiasco scared all her admirers into the dark gutter




Tainted by Phlog.

As Dave Barry used to say, that would make a great band name...
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#253721 - 08/24/07 09:35 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Registered: 04/14/03
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Loc: JM Productions
Quote:

vakay picture...






Im not sure if this makes me a bad person but I would very much like to give you some Meth and then pistol whip you. Im old fashion like that.
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#253722 - 08/14/08 07:43 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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we went back to put-in-bay for a few days... as usual, i spent way too much time obsessing over all the snakes. we went to perry's cave, which has an underground lake. went to crystal cave (ha ), which contains the world's largest geode. played putt-putt at a place called 'the war of 18 holes' (put-in-bay is the site of the battle of lake erie). jeffy should totally use that title for JM's next gangbang movie, don't you think?






and some fat people hanging out of their golf cart


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#253723 - 08/14/08 08:24 AM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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For those of us not in the know, what did Phlog do to Gigi?
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#253724 - 08/14/08 02:56 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Registered: 03/14/06
Posts: 589
Quote:

i need a nanny. or a manny.




would you settle for a tranny?
just askin'.

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#253725 - 08/14/08 04:46 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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no way, my youngest is allergic to all manner of nuts, ha.
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#253726 - 08/14/08 04:51 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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HAHA!! Good one....
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#253727 - 08/14/08 05:04 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
ivorenginedriver Offline
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Holly, Gigi, and the rest of the xpt women deserve adoration for being sexy babes who are willing to interact with porn-loving degenerates and for saving this place from being a complete sausage fest.

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#253728 - 08/14/08 05:48 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
turningblue Offline
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Registered: 04/24/08
Posts: 388
Loc: Virginia
On my very first post on XPT, Fatman (if memory serves me correctly) told me "Beware of Gigi." I never really knew what that meant. After seeing her picture I think that it means "behold the hotness."

Gigi - I need your DNA so that I can clone you. Thanks.

Did I say that or do I think that? What?
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#253729 - 08/14/08 06:39 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
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yes, he did say that. he was looking out for your cholesterol level :doritos:
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#253730 - 08/14/08 06:48 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Gigi, I'm pretty sure you have some home video of you having sex, anal sex, solo masturbation, etc.

Could you please do me a quick favor and post that on the web? I think we would all like to jerk off to it.

Thanks

p.s. All this time I had no idea how hot you were. Now I'm in lust with you.
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#253731 - 08/14/08 06:58 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
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Registered: 05/01/06
Posts: 502
Quote:

vakay picture...






I give this 24 hours to be photoshopped into something vile...or strokeworthy. Bonus points if someone can accomplish both simultaneously.
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#253732 - 08/14/08 07:36 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Ogie Oglethorpe Offline
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Loc: Edmonton, AB
I already knew you were a cool lady, didn't realize you were so fuckin' hot. I am now officially boarding the Gigi-Bandwagon.

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#253733 - 08/14/08 08:13 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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I hate to be all fanboish too but wowsers mamm!
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#253734 - 08/14/08 08:14 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
thank you for all your kind words... have to admit that i p-shopped a zit out of that picture, though. oh, and my kid is officially allergic to tranny nuts, ha.


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#253735 - 08/14/08 08:19 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:

thank you for all your kind words... have to admit that i p-shopped a zit out of that picture, though. oh, and my kid is officially allergic to tranny nuts, ha.




That's funny. A 5.63 huh? The kid might get past that with a condom.

I love it when the new kids on the board get popped upside the head with a dose of "the old". This case being a case of the "milf among us". Too bad they missed your tit pics.

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#253736 - 08/14/08 08:33 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Quote:


I give this 24 hours to be photoshopped into something...




Where the fuck have you been?




Quote:


I love it when the new kids on the board get popped upside the head with a dose of "the old".




You and me both, brah...


Quote:

Too bad they missed your tit pics.




Now those were the shit.

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#253737 - 08/14/08 09:44 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
PainfulAzzFuckin Offline
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Registered: 05/01/06
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Doh! Didn't realize this was an old thread...my bad.
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#253738 - 08/14/08 10:08 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
Gigi Offline
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Registered: 05/18/06
Posts: 3555
don't apologize. i'm an attention whore and i thrive on your compliments. thank you, gigi
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#253739 - 08/14/08 10:29 PM Re: Gigi's Vacation
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Posts: 1059
Quote:

don't apologize. i'm a whore and i thrive on your cum. thank you, gigi




Fixed.

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